Interview of The story of Benji Isaacs:
"When I was little, I had a cousin who died, no actually though. He died of brain cancer. Umm.. when I was five, I broke my arm, and ugh. I fell down the stairs because I was being an idiot. My cat died a few days this was published. Um... no happy moments cause my life was sad. Oh god. For the past 6 weeks I have heard weird noises in my house. And I've started hearing noises of my dead cat. I'm... fourteen. Um... *laughs* im not the dumbest person in the world; at least I don't think I am. Im not gay. I sort of have a girlfriend. I told some of my friends I had one and then I told them it wasn't real cause then she dumped me. I did not cry when she dumped me. After that she wanted me back but I said no cause he dumped me. Her name was lily. She was smoking hot - that's what one of my friends said. She was fourteen. Lily has green eyes, and blonde hair. She is very smart. Out of 10 on the hot scale, I would rate her 8.5 - 9.9. "
That boy over there is Benji Isaacs
Cunty Isaac is when Isaac is a dick and has irrelevant opinions and is usually wrong. He doesn’t know how to spell nor read. A cunty Isaac means retard basically.
“Wow look, a cunty Isaac!”
the front man of experimental post-punk ground black country, new road that all mentally ill depressed speedy wunderground fans want to be
“have you heard the new black country, new road album?”
“of course, it’s album of the year, i’m such an isaac wood! oh well, off to therapy i go!”
Boyfriend of Kassy (baby girl)
Yo who’s that guy with the tootsie? Oh, it’s Isaac Groothuis
Isaac Suh is a songwriter/music producer. He is a member of the underground SoundCloud community. His style is different from other artist on the internet. He released his first mixtape Sleepless Nights,which was his start to his sad boy vibes. He most recently released Nostalgia 17, although some said it "lacked hype and was too dark”.
John: “Damn, I’ve been listening to that song by Isaac Suh, called late night empathy”.
Mike :Who's Isaac Suh?
John: *slowly clinches his fist*
Isaac is a hot, sexy, and incredibly smart science guy. He loves to yeet apples at people to demonstrate his deep knowledge of gravity. he is also the person who inspired bill nye the science guy. overall, he is a pretty darn pog champ.
dickhead: i hate isaac newton
pog champ: isaac newton is the BEST!
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