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Two men anally gape a woman until the her anal cavity can contain 150mL. The men will scoop out the excrement of the women with wooden spoons in order to create a basin. Then, the men will pour 50mL of vinegar and then 50mL baking soda. The men will plug their penises into the basin in order to contain the reaction. After they ejaculate, they unplug and let the anal-volcano erupt.
I conducted a Seattle Science Fair with my buddy Eric last week.
People dont think the universe be like it is, but it do.
Black Science Man: this is knowledge
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A pun which is contrived from the common exclamation "oh my god". The intention of the user of the expression is usually, in addition to expressing exclamation, to also draw subtle humour at the grand religion vs science debate (regardless of whether religion and science are truly mutually exclusive in the first place).
Oh my science! You wouldn't believe what I just saw.
Ha ha ha, you atheist. So what did you just see?
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Another term for "I'm gay" specifically used by fans of a radio show called Welcome To Night Vale
Girl 1: Jeff is so hot I wish he'd notice me
Girl 2: I wouldn't bet on it. He's very into science these days
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The religious saying of someone who worships the Lord anyone who proclaims to be a "Scientist" and follows the religion of Science accepting all its dogmas without questions.
The people who put Radium (Ra) in their underwear when Science told them it was healthy.
I’m going to stop farting to stop climate change, I believe in Science
I believe in Science, you also should listen to Bill Gates
I'm getting vaccinated because I believe in Science
To alleviate anal pressure by means of the excretion of gasses and/or feces with a noxious effect on the surrounding area
synonym: Drop bombs
"Damn, stay out the loo for a while. I just dropped science like Einstein!"
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