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When you go shopping high and you end up with something completely useless yet can't return it and don't want to throw it away so you save it and gift it.
Peter: whatcha gonna do with that post-christmas gingerbread house kit? Gary: keep it as a universal gift for someone like my grandma or cousin next year. Peter: ya, I regifted one of those this year to my teacher. Gary: Nice.
When you blow your load in a girl you like to mark your territory.
After the third date , Mark gifted Jasmine to show her how much he cared about her.
that faget ass hat john always wears
me:WTF is on your head
gayass gift: its my hat
When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.
Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.
When you’re a CRNA in Maine and move to Work in Oroville and get Covid.
Dammit Karl, you just moved and now you got the Oroville welcome gift.
There are no accepting gifts nor giving gifts in this day, even on birthdays.
Bf: “Happy Birthday honey, here is your gift—“
Gf: “honey!! I can’t, it’s National no gift day!”