Animal Crossing

Farmville but if the animals were cute and sang Bubblegum K.K

I'm playing Animal Crossing that I don't have time to jack off anymore

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Crossing the line

Also known as habitual line stepping. Owning someone so bad that there is actaual pain emotionally or physically to the person and you feel somewhat bad about it.

Dude you just hit me in the eye with a pad lock...comon now, you're crossing the line here.

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Crossing Jordan

A great show about a pathologists solving crimes (yeah, obviously, usually murders) using the body and crime scene as clues. Like CSI, but with feeling.

Did you watch Crossing Jordan last night?
Yeah, of course!!!

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iron cross

this term is used when making a forceful bowel movement in the handicapped stall in public bathrooms.

you hold each silver handrail on each side which looks like a cross from behind.

used to give more power to the dump!

i was so bound up i had to use the iron cross formation.

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Cross-Legged

Crossed-Legged: To sit comfortably on school hall floor ‘crossed legged’ like a champ.

Remember back in the day, late 1970’s when everyone used to sit with their legs outstretched......well until that Gary kid invented crossing your legs!?

He use to sit there like a Cross-Legged legend. It’s no wonder the world has adopted this semi -casual sitting technique.

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Crossing the Universe

v. The act of ruining a Beatles song.

An all too common instance of crossing the universe:

Rodrigo: Did you see those drunk chicks singing the end of Hey Jude really loud and obnoxious?
Chad: Yeah, they totally crossed the universe...

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Cross Promo

A cheap product promotion inside another product promotion promoting the other product promotion's promotion while also promoting the product in question's product promotion.

"Chocolate Gloves."
"Chocolate HATS!" *CROSS PROMO!*

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