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A very sexy man that can pull any female. Height is around 5’7-5’9. Loves music, loves beautiful sunsets, virgin until death, hates bitches that don’t like his moms cooking, and hangs with his boys.
“Hi my name is Jesus”
“Omg you’re so hot”
“Thank you!”
“You wanna f*ck?”
Verb.
To have sex with someone more than once.
From: Jesus having been nailed more than once.
I can't wait to give her the Jesus
Jesus is an adjactive that is used to say that something is so good/so cool/so big and so on.
basicly it can be used the same way as uber but it as at a level higher than uber.
the +2 sword of uberness is the jesus weapon!
after i get my new monster truck I'll be like jesus on the streets!
Jesus is one of a kind. He will be one of the nicest Mexicans you’ll ever meet. Jesus’s have multiple personalities he falls in love with someone with a great personality. Jesus’s are usually kinda short, dreamy, tan and brown hair. He is the funniest guy to be around and they are rare so if you have a Jesus in your life your a lucky one.
Jesus is a funny one of a kind
Jesus is a name and word used for who is a godly figure people say the name sometimes in startling moments and Jesus is known as a male figure but takes on many figures such as female and male. Or other things idek 👍
“My lord and savior jesus”
“Little child shits all over them self “
Care taker: JESUS CHRIST! CHILD!...
A man that some people think that he is a god and some people think that he is just a man. personally i think he is gay