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When them hoes is so ratchet they should be wearing nothing but a straight jacket.
Hey, have you seen Christina? That hoe is so ratchet she be straight jacket ratchet!
Harold: Damn bro my pee pee is to small
Me: Well maybe if you got rid of your pee pee jacket it’d look bigger
Something you say when your losing an argument, saying it both gives you the last word, making you feel like you won, and leaves the other person confused.
Person 1 : " Didn't I tell you to wash these clothes?!!"
Person 2: " I did"
Person 1: " Not just yo clothes, Nigga!" " My shirts is still dirty!!" " I gotta go to work"
Person 1: " F*** yo Jacket!!" ( Walk of scene)
Person 2 " Nigga, WHAT?"
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What the tin man wears to formal occasions.
Didn't the tin man look dashing in his full metal jacket?
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When one consumes too much light beer, squats over, and shits on the back of one approving other. Then proceeds to massage the fecal matter into forming a jacket.
So that dude I was banging gave me a leather jacket last night. I'm more upset he didn't call to get it back.
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Cross ur arms like your in a straight jacket and put ur nob between ur arms and move ur arms up and down
Aaron Hastings Sat Like Buddah and folded his arms ready for a straight jacket wank
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When someone pees on your face and then you motorboat them
Dude me and my girlfriend where experimenting during sex last night the I gave her a Hamilton Yellow Jacket
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