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A highly popular tight fighting style of jeans
Craig : Wow Kiersten's wearing Skinny Jeans today!
Chad : Wouldn't you love to just pass by her and slap her in the ass!
Steve : Hey guy's check it out got my new Skinny Jeans on I feel just like Luke Bryan!
Chad : Get lost dip shit were were getting off on Kiersten!
Steve : Come on Chad dance with me Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! That's My Kind Of Night!
Chad : Quit rubbing your ass in my crotch!
Steve : Can't help it it's my Skinny Jeans they make me feel so sexy! Come on Country Boy Shake It For Me!
Kiersten : O God why don't you two get a room!
Craig : LOL!
Chad : God Damn't Steve get your fuckin Skinny Jean ass away from me!
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1. When you get to a formal party that you didn't know was formal wearing jeans and the host starts screaming at you.
Boy: Hello Helga
Helga: Your wearing JEANS!? How can you fucking wear jeans to a party? Are you crazy!?
Boy: Oh I'm sorry when I heard who the party was for I thought I could wear jeans and flip flops with socks.
Helga: RAWR!
Girl: Whoa did you see the jean scream helga did on that poor boy?
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The tight as fuck fag pants that little swag loving butt fuckers wear errywhere. They look gay as fuck. They feel gay as fuck. They are gay as fuck. They crush ur nuts and make u look like a little bitch. If you are a real man, you will say fuck those gay, tight, nut crushing pants and wear ur clothes baggy and walk with a gangsta limp.
SWAG Fag: Man! My skinny jeans make me look so fuckin G!
Person 2: eh fam, u aint G, u prolly dunno what G even means. All im seein is a lil bitch nigga haha, eh cuz?
Person 3: Y'all redy fuckin kno eh! U aint no wicked nigga, we is, we wont be caught dead in skinny jeans, and we still walk around with a gangsta limp! Hahaha
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jeans that are very expensive, worn by rich wealthy people or celebritys; mentioned in nick cannons "gigolo" song
...Feeling yo Masqueno blouse, seven jeans, Black and Lebonese...
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when jeans are worn, often the zipper part sticks out. this is called a jean peen or jean penis
person 1: so do you like my new jeans?
person 2: they're pretty, but when you sit down you get a serious jean peen.
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The Boyfriend jeans
A fashionable pair of loose baggy jeans worn by chicks. The boyfriend jeans are bagging from below the hips until the ankle, where they return to a tight gap to fit your feet through and give it a puffy 'teenage dirtbag' look. Boyfriend jeans are becoming increasingly popular thanks to fashion idles Rihanna and Rita Ora.
'The only boyfriend I need is the one I'm wearing'
'She's so hot in her boyfriend jeans'
'#boyfriendjeans'
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A trend, an overly popular trend. Skinny jeans (or skinnies) are usually worn by your modern trendwhore, scene kid, sk8r boi, or emo people. In my honest opinion, skinny jeans make girls with no ass look like they have one. Guys who wear skinny jeans usually look like anorexic little girls, with a presumably small penis.
People who say they wear skinny jeans because they are comfortable and cute are usually lying, because, they're wearing them because EVERYONE ELSE DOES.
Trendwhore: LAIK OH MAI GAWD, I LAIK LUV MAI NEW SKINNY JEANS, DER SO CUUUUUTTTTEEE!
Sane person: Please, go kill yourself, you brainless puppet.
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