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When two groups circle jerk while yelling at each other about circle jerking.
Dave and Rob both complained on the internet about each others Circle Jerking and their conversation became a Infinity Jerk.
A feels jerk is when a group of sensitive SJWs are all on a social media site (usually Tumblr, but may also include Facebook and Youtube.) and begin commenting and complaining about a meme, picture, video, person(s) or event that upsets them. In a feels jerk the SJWs will generally outnumber the normal thinking people and will give 2 paragraph long "you're being mean" posts to any person that objects. The other members will then up vote it and make some retarded 5 word comments about how awesome their fellow SJW is (ie. "You go gurl" "Top comment" "exactly" "^^^^^^^^^:)))))")
it is for this reason that we call this a Feels Jerk as they are figuratively jerking each other off while they talk about their feelings.
SJW "Oh my god, that poor dog was shot by that evil man!" #prayfordoggy
Normal Person "Wait, what the fuck? First off it's a fucking coyote not a dog. Second it would have killed his small child if he did not shoot it.
SJW "omgggg are you for real i say hes evil an all you bring up is that hes a coyote it doesnt even matter its a living being and that man took him away"
Normal Person: "How about you fuck off, go back to tumblr and have a feels jerk with your fellow SJWs.!"
Guy 1: "Bro, I shared this video and a bunch of weird people I barley know began commenting about how it's offensive and insensitive."
Guy 2: "Sounds like SJWS. What was it about?"
Guy 1: "It was just one of those smack cam pranks, I tried to reason with them but they kept saying how mean the prank was and how their friend might kill him self."
Guy 2: "Sounds like they were have a Feels Jerk and you were right in the middle of it."
Hey, dude, I'm not with family for Christmas. Wanna organize a wreath jerk?
When someone is just being irrationally stubborn for no reason, but they are still adorably lovable.
John was being a John-jerk and insisting he was right (he wasn't), but I just love him too much to take the bait and fight, so I am happy to be the blame-eater.
A sexual position where the man's testicles are inserted into the anus of his parter in lieu of anal beads.
Last night i put her face down and ass up and gave her the python jerk.
A way of neck-fucking someone by having them shrug their shoulder whilst you slide your dick in the space between the shoulder and side of head.
For when you get a kink in your neck.
Alexis Texas, if it doesn’t feel good, why would you still want to shirk jerk me?
Someone so hated by the nation that he could possibly be the jerk of the nation.
Some person who is so much of a jerk that they could represent the nation in a competiton to determine the worlds biggest jerk.
"So hated by the nation.. they dubbed him - The National Jerk"
"Wow man.. that guy was a national jerk.."
Phone Call: "Man what an asshole... that guy's going to nationals..."