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A person who believes they’re advancing social justice by liking and sharing things on social media.
My aunt Pattie is such a social justice voyeur. She shared that video of a black kid being shot by a policeman on Facebook, but she’s never been to a rally, and she doesn’t vote.
A bitch slap used by police officers on criminals, that makes them re-evaluate their life and hopefully make better decisions.
Criminal: OFFISA Y RU ARRESTIN ME I DINDUNUFFINS! *proceeds to spit in officer's face*
Police officer: *proceeds to do the bitch slap of justice*
Criminal: Oh my god, What have I been doing with my life!, I am so sorry!
It is a newly made sex act where you wear nothing but a loincloth, and warpaint, and have a spear or rock hammer in your hand. You must yell like an indian also.
"honey tonight..lets try the "indians love justice"
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The Big Dick of Justice is given to those who have been wronged or denied justice while in the work force. The Big Dick of Justice or BDOJ for short, is as big as it needs to be. The head is hard and callused so when he bottoms out the receiver feels like they have been fucked by a freight train. The vein is sharp and cuts as it enters. The BDOJ has a felony wrap sheet longer than its shaft and used to be on the wrong side of the law but now its fights for righteousness. With the Glare of Clint Eastwood, the attitude of Charlton Heston and the swagger of Burt Reynolds the BDOJ is a force to be hold. He has a tattoo on the underside that reads "Pain" and more chest hair than Tom Selleck from Magnum PI. His mustache hides whats left of a large scar he got from taking down two Mexican drug cartels and impregnating their mothers.
"We all got dragged to this meeting that didn't even concern us! Im going to wield the BDOJ like Liono! and get justice from this bullshit job!"
"Its because of that department that our jobs are harder then they should be. Im sure if The Big Dick of Justice heard about this they would all get fucked!"
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A Phrase Yelled before delivering a swift, yet powerfull pimp slap to a persons face. Can be used as punishment but is mainly used as a prank and/or for abuse
Tom: Hey mate, did ya see tha-
Steve: Taste My Justice!!! *Slap*
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Social Justice Warriors want to cancel everything.
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Something that is going around to give Johnny Depp the justice he deserves from being fired from Warner Bros and Disney. Dior is still on his side, though, so, yay. But not just from being fired, no. Mr. Depp also deserves justice from Amber Heard, aka, Amber Turd, sadly to say, his partner, who has abused him, but victimizes herself because she's an oozing worthless slug of shit because she actually had, in fact, took a shit in Johnny's bed. Not only that, but she also cut off one of his fingers, and Depp wrote in blood on the wall all the lies Amber Turd had said. She also put a lit cigarette on Depp's face. On one of the days in court when Johnny Depp himself testified, Amber Turd had confessed to abusing him. What's even more disgusting is that she was mirroring Johnny's outfit in court because she wanted to make it seem like he was going against himself, or because she flat out has now fashion taste. Fuck her being a model.
Save the one and ONLY Johnny Depp. Or the superior Captain Jack Sparrow.
As an abused child, why would Johnny Depp abuse another? Justice For Johnny Depp, everyone.
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