The J-spot

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.

Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."

Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."

Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."

Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"

Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"

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j chillin

short for "just chillin".

- What you doin?
- J chillin.

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j (Number)

In the field of mathematics, j is a number that is closely related to i, the most famous imaginary number of all. Here's an example: i^2=-1, and j^2=1, however, j does not =1. In equations dealing with hypercomplex numbers and other highly complicated mathematical fields, j will sometimes be used to replace i for the sake of simplicity.

Next time some jackoff thinks he's hot shit and introduces Graham's number to your math class so that it looks like he's a real whiz, kick his phony ass with j (Number)! Who's the hot shit now, huh?

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Sac-J

slang term for sacajawea coins. They are gold and equal to one U.S. Dollar. They give a nice jingle inside of a bag. You can ask for them at your bank and they will give you them.

Alright leave a couple Sac-Js on the table for the tip.

When trying to find out what U.S. Currency best fit the circumference of his nipples, Carl concluded the Sac-J was the best choice.

Into his pants
He searched for some change
pulled out his hand
and found a Sac-J
"Hooray" he exclaimed.
A dollar in change!
How strange.
Golly, How strange.

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j ho

Any woman who can be noted for hopping from one washed up celebrity to another. Also any woman who happens to jump from relationship to relationship with astounding speed. (Comparative to homey hopper)

That girl is such a J ho, she gets around the block more than a meter maid.

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Juicy J

The trippiest nigga you'll ever meet. Founded Three 6 Mafia and is now launching a solo career with Taylor Gang.

Jake: Have you heard Juicy J? That nigga is trippy.
Matt: He has an Oscar.
Justin: No way.

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handy j

slang for a hand job

holly wouldnt blow me the other night but she gave me one hell of a handy j.

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