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Emilee Kelly

The most beautiful girl will ever see, all the other girls are so jealous of her because she is perfect in every way. She has blue eyes and blonde hair, and basically every guy wants to date her. She has an amazing body, and She runs Cross Country and is a sick tennis player. Emilee often makes refrences to Mac Dre songs such as "not my job!" Usually Todd's normally fall for emilee's.

Todd: Dude emilee kelly makes me so happy, arent you jealous of me?
Chris: Yeah dude congrats, ive always liked emilee kelly, shes a real catch.

by chodobenko September 20, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kelly Holmes

A person with a substantial level of knowledge and experience in the field of athletics and/or keeping fit.

Derives from the athlete Kelly Holmes, a British Olympic gold-medalist; usage popularised by the character Lauren from the catherine tate show.

Gym instructor: You're going very slowly on that treadmill.

Lauren: What do you know, are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: No, but...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: I'm only trying to hel...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

Gym instructor: Just let me show...

Lauren: Are you Kelly Holmes?

etc

by Einar Stefanoffenson March 7, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Tom Kelly

Irish - rhyming slang for beer belly or pot belly

'Jesus mate Tom Kelly is looking well fed these days'

'Tom Kelly just loves sausages'

by Robotkev April 28, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


R. Kelly

To take a piss.

I gotta take an R. Kelly on my little cousin.

by Wyatt b quiet November 13, 2003

112๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


Kelly (male)

Very opinionated individual with an extreme sense of professionalism.Most loving caring and resourceful person you will ever meet.Animal lover

Kelly (male)
I hope to be a Kelly (male) at my job

by JJ style March 9, 2017

17๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


R. Kelly

R+B singer who sings good music, but his image is forever tainted by the "under-aged girl scandal". In 1994, he secretly married Aaliyah who was 15 at the time. Also, he frequently sleeps with young teenage girls.

R. Kelly should just admit that he slept with someone underaged.

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

81๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


R. Kelly

A demonic pedophile in power who humiliates little girls on video tape, and shows it to all his boys, but is stupid enough to incriminate himself and look at the camera, so the FBI can take him down while Karma and Nemisis tear him into pieces.

"hey little girl......wanna be in my next video? I can help enhance your singing career....."

by JENN May 27, 2004

57๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž