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Kurt is the most awesome guy you will ever know. He is brave, strong, fun, smart, incredibly sexy and has the nicest body. Behind his appearance of bad guy hides a soft loving man. If you wanna date someone, make sure his name is Kurt. He is loyal, will take care of you, spend time with you and love you unconditionally. A lot of girls want him but doesn’t care. He wants only one special girl who will spend the rest of her life with him.
Perfect. Father to Pete and Sherlock. Lovely man. 10/10 would recommend you get yourself a Kurt or else 😡
Person 1: dammmnnn whos he?
Person 2: oh he’s kurt
Person 1: hold the phone damn he’s fittttt 🤤
When somebody says something sad about the safety of women.
"Damn I'm sorry to hear that Hadelijn, that's really kurt"
a fart that clings to you after you farted. almost opposite of a crop-duster, a fart whose smell you thought you outran.
i ran to the other room to fart so no one would smell, but when i came back to the room, everyone's faces melted: i kurted.
Kurt is a sweet boy, a little introverted but he's a nice guy. A Kurt with a second name that sounds like a fast food resto might be full of red flags, be careful!
"Oh isn't that Kurt? The one who is super friendly but only with girls?"
"Kurt? Oh, That cute dancing cat!"
Kurt - a male in his 20s or early 30s. Drives a Prius, Mini, or Suburu. Self-important. Low on confidence and not good at intelligent responses, so often just calls people Karen or Boomer instead. In need of a safe space, a skinny latte, and a tissue.
Oh don't be offended... he is a Kurt; he can't handle women with opinions.
That guy called you Boomer? Don't worry, he's just intimidated by your post.
...also know as Kurtleturtle is part of the coolest gang TBW and the image of a really really good friend.
To have a fresh start in the day and to be prepared to glue 500 paper bags, he always drinks an iced coffee. He highly recommends that to everyone, since he believes it’s good for everyone’s health. (But sorry Kurt, we guess you’re wrong... ;))
Moreover Kurt is an openbook. He loves to share his inner feelings as a ritual. For everyone who is interested: Come by at 7:41pm and join the inner feeling session.
After the inner feeling ritual it’s time for the everyday toothbrush session. Even though he pretends to hate it, when people come in his room to give him some company during that time, he actually LOVES it!
Talking about love: he loves dogs more than kids. But TBW is always first and he really misses his two best buddies.
Kurt is a Kurtleturtle