A weird glowy thing which attaches to some plastic. I like the glowy is makes, glowy make me happy
Something that you throw at your snoring husband.
*husband snoring in his sleep*
*wife throws a bedside lamp at him*
Wife:shut up
Lame ass mother-fucking people
I love lamp, y’all some lamps
When low key you’re laughing at your partner.
Me:Tish, what are you doing?
Tish: I’ve got dad on speaker phone and he’s talking to me about super old SNL episodes. It’s entertaining! “So my hog taker and log maker are on full display”
Me:Lamp