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When a person of no specific gender sits on a toilet and another sits on their lap and goes pee or dookie between their legs.
My lady was on the toilet and I really needed to go so I gave her a San Francisco Lap Dance and we both went dookie at the same time.
The act of one defecating and dancing on another partners lap while the recipient is defecating also.
Helga created quite the mess on Arnold while giving him a German Lap Dance.
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On April 25th You can sit on anyone lap for the day
Me: Why you sitting on his or her lap
Be: It’s national sit on lap day
"If you are a 'quick american' you will know what it means." - Gackt.
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The challenge when you sneak up on your friends and slap them as hard as you can on the back of the head. Then you run as fast as you can to avoid getting shot.
Guy #1 Ey mayne! lets do the give a slap and run a lap challenge!
Guy #2 Fuck yes i'm deadass down!
Guy #1 Lets slap Ronnie!
Guy #2 Let's hit em hard!
When a girl is blowing you and tells you to look her in her eyes as she makes you cum into her hands, and then hungrily laps up every drop of your spum out of her hands.
Sheeshus-H, Olivia is such a whore... it was our first date and she gave me the ol' Irish Lap Dog!
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For the whole month of November girls have to sit on guys laps whether it's in a car on a train or even a school bus they have to sit on the boys lap or the boy can sit on the girls lap for atleast 2 minutes
Hey Becky it's lap sitting month
Ok Christopher I'm on my way over now
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