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Black-man time: When you say to your black friend to come to work at 8:30 in the morning and he strolls in at 4 pm.
"Hey, what time do you call this?"
"Black-man time."
Told you, black people are ALWAYS late.
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What up biatch. Your boy Bennie here, looking for a late night window knocker. Hollar!
The effect that staying up late has on a person, similar to the effects of drunkenness. Victims often say and do silly, inappropriate, or personal things that they would not if it were not so late.
The effects may set in at different times of night for different people, depending on when they consider being "up late" to occur.
Someone may share embarrassing stories, secrets about friends, or personal relationship drama when they are suffering from LND.
People often follow these stories with comments like: "Wow, I wouldn't have told you that if it wasn't so late! I must be suffering from Late Night Drunkenness (LND)!"
Wishing someone a happy Birthday before the date of their Birthday because you know you will forget on the day to wish them or will feel bad to wish them after.
Aye Breds, Happy Pre-lated Birthday!!! You KNOW I'm forgetful like dat!
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Not for the faint of heart. When one roommate openly wrongs another in a irreversible fashion, the victimized roommate is then entitled to cause severe emotional and physical stress by slapping his roommate at an unruly time in the wee hours when he is sleeping. Note* the roommate doing the slapping is to do his best to make the other extremely paranoid, vulnerable, and scared to the point where his roommate will not get to sleep for an extended period of time. The person receiving the slapping may cuss, threaten, and even plea with his tormentor and would-be assailant to avoid the malicious attack. However, these wheelings and dealings must fall on deaf ears, as the aggressor mercilessly makes good on his the threat.
The phrase derives its name from the sound the roommate makes as he sneaks his way across the room to the bed of his unsuspecting pal.
You shouldn't have slept with my mom, now I'm going to give you The Late-Night Pitter-Patter of your life.
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I'll see you later, take care.
Other variations: Later dude, peace; LDP.
Person 1: "I'll see you later my sarsippian brother-man"
Person 2: "Late' dude, peace."
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nights were u really horny and drunk and high and probably underaged too
how tf did he have a late night 828?
he had a fake id and stole all the mcallan, left with some snowbunnies
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