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When you get so baked that your legs won't move. They feel like an astronaut's leg.
"Can you make me a cup of tea?"
"No, I have really bad astronaut leg."
A sudden, painful cramp, often in the legs.
I got a bad case of hammer legs!
When you fight someone and they lose their legs.
OI SHUT UP FAM I'LL BEAT YOU UP AND NO MORE LEGS
A young annoying female who goes on vacation by herself. She will often be found searching for the next man, woman, or couple to sleep with. She is found mostly in her home habitat...the bar.
Uh-oh, here comes good old lonely legs hide your mate.
When a woman's vagina lips sag so low that it looks like it has a little pair of legs.
She had plastic surgery to shorten her vagina legs to vagina lips.
when a horny man can't get sex from his wife so he settles for leg sex; putting just enough baby oil on her legs while she lays across the bed on her stomach, you stand there as she gets you hard by rubbing your penis with her feet, and as soon as your ready you mount her putting your hard on between her thighs and stroke untill you bust a nut then go to sleep.
"baby can we get freaky tonight, NO! I'm tired . . . how bout some Leg Sex? oh alright"
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A toe, as defined by someone who wants you to know they are 40% better than team seniors and managers, but don't mis-interpret anything negative that is said.
Sorry, I can't come to work today. I think my leg finger has an infection. I am going to the doctor.
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