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Cool stories that are often about sex or odd deaths.
Have you ever heard of that lady who brought home a chiuaua fron that ended up being a rat?
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Status given to one who has earned it simply through being witty. Sheer banter alone may not determine whether or not one is a Living Legend. The minimum skills required to obtain Living Legend status are as follows:
-Must have an average comeback time no greater than 2.9 seconds.
-Must be able to inflict a third degree burn with no more than three insults.
-Must be able to insult any stereotype without using stereotypes.
-Must never use the same insults multiple times in one month.
-Must live by the motto of the Society of Banter: "Originality is key".
To officially be granted Living Legend status, one must pass the Society of Banter initiation test, a self-invigilated practical examination where candidates must successfully take on and defeat three random opponents in a battle of wits, over the time period of one hour. This is easiest judged by the magnitude of the observing crowd's roar. The greater in volume their appreciation of banter is, the more certain one can be that they have won. If the opposite is true, in that the observing crowd's roar is louder for one's opponent, one must admit defeat and declare aloud: "I have failed the Society of Banter initiation test. I am not a Living Legend." If this is the case, one must wait one month without attempting to engage in a battle of wits with anyone, before attempting the initiation test again.
James inflicted third degree burns on his opponent in the battle of wits; he must be a Living Legend.
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A modern myth. A frightening untrue story in which the storyteller insists is true, but has no evidence to back up. Also, it never happened to the storyteller but someone removed from them.
Common folklore that is actually quite scary when you think about it. I actually know one that you could look into and make up your own mind
urban legends
urban legends
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Blaine is the best admin here followed by apple, Rd, and Jaedon. He better than all of them combined times 24
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A Lower league RSB clan that downs everything in its site besides CV because noone has a baby penis.
AL smashed BBR, but got smashed by CV, but Abyssal Legends still own
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Its one of the rare cookies from the cookie game, found on swiftirc channel #darkness.
Its ability is quite handy, when the cookie monster attacks you, you can trade it with him for another rare cookie.
Instead of running away.
These are smithable.
Other rares are: Rage cookies, Lighthouse cookies, Rainbow cookies.
The cookie monster has came and stolen -Guy1-'s cookies!
-guy1- OMFG?!? WHAT DO I DO NOW?!
-guy2- Duh.. you have a legend cookie... use it.
-guy1- !legend
-cookiebot- -Guy1- Has traded the cookie monster a legend cookie for a Rage cookie! The cookie monster happily runs away with his legend cookie.
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sounds like one of those cool rpg games right??
your wrong because its overloaded with neckbeards who are 500+ pounds and sit in their mothers basement who instantly get an erection when seeing a woman that has no interest in them and never will. they are also extremely toxic and most likely a simp for a woman who plays the game. they haven't seen the day of light and plus they haven't touched grass in 10 years. these low iq motherfuckers like to disrespect their mother and like to suck dick because playing league of legends instantly makes you gay. to add to the list they also have really poor hygiene and poor grooming which makes them smell like a room filled with shit everywhere.
watch out for these fuckers, also you can scare them away with weights and healthy food.
“hey do you play league of legends?”
“yes i do”
“lets suck eachothers dick because were so gay”
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