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When a man of Jewish descent, Ukrainian bitch slaps the dick of a nazi, making it ejaculate in a lightning bolt formation.
did you see when sally used the Jewish lightning bolt? David took it like a pro.
A character from the video game "Peggle". This character is a gopher that is constantly playing with his balls, helping you get rid of your blue balls, and is likely high on massive amounts of black tar heroin. He also is a possible member of the Ku Klux Klan.
I was screwed until Jimmy Lightning helped me out!
When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.
Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.
Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!
Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!
the queefing of lightneen mcqueen
i stan Lightning Mcqueef
When you're about to slip in and u hit something, she Queefs, and a Lightning Mcqueen car toy flys out from the deep insides
Queef 1: trust me , bruddda I am alot more safe then you are
Lightning Mcqueef: don't Shame me for having a Lightning Mcqueef moment, just cos u jealous
Queef 2 : I rather be loud then coke on a car
Another name for Bob chapeks latest money grab called a lightning lane. Bob Chapek renamed the fastpass lane to this after he renamed annual pass to magic key. He thinks I will pay 20 dollars so I can ride Matterhorn once only to wait in standby for a second time because I can’t have more than one per ride. And how am I supposed to ride midway mania? Wait in standby after I used my one fastpass I paid for? Chapek stop smoking pixie dust.
Bob chapek said i have to pay 15 dollars for a lightning lame to go on radiator springs racers.
shik-shit but it has pepsi on it.
todays rain has shik lightning