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Limp dick loss

When a professional sports team loses to the worst team in the league because they couldn’t “get it up” (i.e. intensity) for such a worthless lowly opponent.

Nets lost to the Rockets tonight — classic limp dick loss — cause they couldn’t care enough to try against the last place Rockets.

by Colt 40 Feinberg April 1, 2021


Limp Scunt Bisicut

the combo of a retard, skank and cunt. AKA this one chick i know.

Guy 1 That dirty bitch fucked up that guys life.

Guy 2 Shes such a "Limp Scunt Bisicut".

by Noodlez4dayz June 13, 2011


Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 4, 2017


Gump-limp

When you have too many boxes of chocolates and you walk with a limp because you have diabetes

"Do you have any insulin? I need to pump."
"I can tell, you got that Gump-limp."

by Cosby Sweater June 30, 2013


Limp Bizkiting

Verb - To engage in Limp Bizkiting a male should use their non erect floppy penis to roll it around in the feces spread across their partners chest.

Did you see Dave Limp Bizkiting Lisa last night? He really rolled his limpy into those brown biscuits.

by Chesty LaRoux July 29, 2021


Pimp to Limp

Refers to what happens when you go to do your girl doggy-style and she didn't wipe properly. The smell of nasty gets all up in your business and you lose your erection.

Hey man, I totally went Pimp to Limp last night cause my bitch didn't wipe her ass man.

by S Triple B July 4, 2013


limp bitchboi

a bitch boy who stays tiny and limp and wants to simp for and be humiliated by one women only forever. He is so in love with this girl. He is now limp unless she allows him to be hard. She basically owns him, turned him into a lil bitch boy who begs to have his tiny balls, and limp dicklett smacked. She has turned him into such a bitch boy that he will leak and moan like a girl and now he is owned forever by her and can never get hard for another woman again.

“Bro, I’m so in love with this girl I can’t get hard to anything except her I can’t wait to be her limp bitchboi for the rest of my life.”

(Girl) “I love that my limp bitchboi he is mine and only mine he can never cheat he can’t even grow past 1 inch with out me, haha, and he is so sensitive when it comes to me he literally begs for me slap his little balls and clitty and he moans like a bitch and he can’t help it.”

by Lovemygfithurt July 31, 2024