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When you take a dump and the turd is not in the toilet when you get up. Only the toilet paper is in the water.
I took a dump and the turd was not it the toilet when i stood up. It disappeared like a magic turd.
The magical word you use when you're out of swear words
"you bitch"
"You asshole"
"You whore"
"You slut"
"You dick-head"
"You magic flytrap"
Any process in a sci-fi series that is actually sort of like magic but explained by things that sound scientific.
Or a something with a background of science but not actually possible.
There was a time when they'd at least make sci-fi shows look believable. Now it's just all skiency-magic and lasers.
1. Reference to Barack Obama's ability to fix everything with fluffy words alone. Since he can imitate a good speaker with help of a teleprompter ignorant obamabots believe he can fix everything. He should be able to balance a budget, get free health care for deadbeats while not hurting the economy, zero unemployment and almost free solar/wind powered energy everywhere even though the science is not close to where he claims or affordable.
With his magic he was also going to make friends with misunderstood thug leaders in place like Iran, North Korea, Venezuela and Cuba. Turned out they were bad and they don't like him despite being a non-white guy. They laughed and mocked him just as they did those he Succeeded.
2. Abundant in recent advertising showing smart black people helping dumb whites out with things you know damn well they are capable of figuring out.
This magic negro Barack said we can have free health care. Now he just has to find a few Trillion dollars he does not have to pay for it.
Thanks to magic negros in commercials I know to save for my kids college, buy auto insurance and take Aleve for pain. White people never knew this!
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This is an extremely enjoyable sexual act where one person is doing their partner (male or female) in the ass with extreme aggression and perhaps even reckless abandon. Just before the fucker climaxes they pull out and proceed to beat the fuckee to death with a putter, preferably with a Williams Limited Release 24K Gold Plated Putter purchased from one's local Dicks Sporting Goods Store.
Guy 1: Dude are you alright? You look like you had a rough night!
Guy 2: Yeah man, but just barely. I managed to survive and attempted Magic Putter. No more LSD for me....
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Having AIDS, but with little or no affect on one's health- like Magic Johnson. This is the exact opposite of Eazy AIDS.
Didn't Conor get AIDS after he banged his way through Zambia?
Yeah, but he only has Magic AIDS now. He's going back this summer.
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