Milwaukee Bitch Magnet

When you're having sex with a girl and you put her legs on your shoulders, but you're lying on top of her and she's flat on her back. Trust me, it's absolutely devastating.

"Did you hear? Matt hit her with the Milwaukee Bitch Magnet."

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Po Po Magnet

Gangsta's that attract extra attention from the police or PoPo

Example One:

Man1: Hey man! wheres Tommo been?

Man2: He's been laying low, he did some shit now hes a real Po Po Magnet



Example 2:

Shannon and Mick are the biggest Po Po Magnets around, they are the biggest dissers in the ghetto

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Magnetic Lips

The lips of someone who likes a younger girl (bear with me), because their lips are magnetically attracted to the younger girls braces.

"Where's insert name here gone?"
"He's been magnetised to some 14 year olds face"
"Oh... She hot?"
"Shut up. Now."

OR

"Man why were you just kissing that girl over there she's young enough to be your sister"
"Magnetic Lips mate... Can't keep my hands off a girl with braces"
"That could cause problems in your older years/court"

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cellphone magnet implants

An efficient method involving small magnets implanted into the palm of the hand for assuring that you won’t lose or drop your cellphone.

After getting my cellphone magnet implants, I don’t even have to think of where my phone is or where to stuff it; it’s always right there so I am never alone!

magnetic ribbon syndrome

the condition of torpor whereby the sufferer relies on the back of his/her car to convey to the world (or those behind them in traffic) their beliefs, hopes, prayers and opinions. extreme cases can damage a car's alternator and/or skew the magnetic polarity of the earth. origins can be traced to tony orlando though not necessarily dawn.

cruel world! so many causes, so few outlets for my ardor!
i must declare what i believe/hope/pray/opine by affixing yet another slogan to the rear of my car by means of yet another magnetic ribbon, this one in hope of finding a cure for the dread
magnetic ribbon syndrome.

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Poon Tang Magnet

Someone who falls under a constant barrage of vaginal offerings, a "magnet" to poon tang

"Im a poon tang magnet, and im magnetising you! These magnets are in my balls!" - Poon tang magnet - The Archives

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YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS

Jesse pinkman's reaction to seeing a uhaul truck used as a giant magnet using car batteries to destroy a laptop.

*uhaul truck magnet destroys and thors hammers that mf to it* Jesse pink man who had the idea: YEAH BITCH, MAGNETS