doobie-mate

a smoking partner. one who is typically used to smoke marijuana with. usually tends to entertain his/her friend, enjoys to get trippy, has a wide collection of interesting melodies to listen to, likes to philosophize on human phenonmenon, and/or unanswered mysteries. this person is readily available and never demands much of one's time. one who is likeably chill.

Jeremiah is the dankest doobie-mate; he'll never turn me down.

Jonah: "hey wanna smoke tonight?"
Josh: "cant, ive got finals tomorrow...why dont you call your favorite doobie-mate?"
Jonah: "k"

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Paper Mate

Better than a friend. When my computer is not working (which is always)I always turn to my trusty Paper Mate pen.

Perfect for writing death threats, spreading bad news or breaking up with my girlfriends.

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House mate

When a dude has no place to stay with two kids, you let him move in to your house too fuck for rent.

Hey house mate whats for breakfast bitch.

Hey I got no place to stay, it alright come be my house mate.

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Your Mate

a thing alot of dumb leboz say.

look at dat bloke wallah hes your mate

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Yerba Mate

Basically just caffeinated tea but for dumbasses.

“ Ey have you tried Yerba Mate before, it’s really good”
“ Shutup”

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check mate

When you go to use a urinal and there is no place to go with at least one unoccupied urinal between you and another man

Man there were three open urinals but this piece of fuck took the one in the middle. Check mate bro.

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er mates

An expression used in the south Dublin region in the mid 00's by tennagers. It was ussually directed at someone who has no friends. (whether or whether not that it was true)

Person A: Who were you in the club with last night?

Person B: Oh.. I went on my own.

Person A: Er Mates

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