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new media muse

Someone who gives ideas on how to use new media outlets to gain favorable results.

That guy saved my company by getting me search engine optimized. He's a real new media muse.

by New Media Muses December 10, 2008

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windows media player

Stupid program that will play DVD's for some people but not for others. Completely illogical and impossible to use. Really pointless

"why the hell won't Windows media player play this DVD? It worked on my computer but not on this one."

by ihateu January 16, 2005

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Windows Media Connect

Windows Media Connect itself is one of the most horribly engineered programs in existence today. It is imposible to get it to run correctly even if you follow the instructions TO THE LETTER. If by some act of God you have gotten this program to work flawlessly, you must be burned at the stake for being a Witch.

omg ALL i wanted was to SHARE my MEDIA!!
(puts gun to head)
Burn in HELL Windows Media Connect!
(BAM!)

by Ryan Paul Brooks March 18, 2007

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


lame stream media

Large media organizations such as NBC/MSNBC, CBS, ABC, CNN, and NPR Radio that are actually very legitimate news organizations but are often accused of bias because they embarrass and point out the hypocrisy and idiocy of many Tea Baggers and fake Conversatives.

Former half-Governor of Alaska Sarah Palin is a perfect example of someone who uses the phrase all the time even though she is on the payroll of an actual lame stream media outlet, Faux News.

Interviewer: "Mrs. Palin, when asked by Katie Couric what newspapers you read regularly, you could not cite a single example."

Sarah Palin: "Ya know, what Katie asked was nothing more than gotcha journalism by the lame stream media, and I resent it!"

by dookeyboy November 19, 2010

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Liberal News Media

A mythical boogeyman trotted out by Right wing *think* tanks, Republican politicians, and others who continue to champion failed policies and ideologies, despite their empirically proven ineffectiveness

A straw man used by Republicans in an attempt to rationalize their repudiation by the American voting public

A tool for mitigating the cognitive dissonance experienced by those who claim to represent โ€œAmerican Values,โ€ yet are rejected by the actual American people. See also โ€œReal Americaโ€

Boy, itโ€™s a good thing the Liberal News Media relentlessly investigated those false claims of WMDsโ€™ isnโ€™t it? Otherwise, hundreds of thousands of people would have died needlessly and we would have been stuck in a hellish war for at least a decade!

by roadscrawler April 30, 2009

183๐Ÿ‘ 18791๐Ÿ‘Ž


Logan's Media Hub

A YouTube Channel Centered around tech and music

Hey have you heard of "Logan's Media Hub"? No well you should subscribe

by LoganPlays August 4, 2022


Social Media Grandparent

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they donโ€™t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

โ€œwhy canโ€™t you and your husband go on a date?โ€ โ€œWe donโ€™t have a babysitterโ€ โ€œbut i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??โ€ โ€œOh no, only on Facebook. Sheโ€™s a social media grandparent.โ€

by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018