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When on a one night stand, and sleeping at the other person's residence, you wait until the other person is asleep. You then shit the bed, clean yourself off, and push the sleeping person into the shit you just left in the bed.
I'm not sure what happened, I just woke up completely covered in shit.
Sounds like he gave you the ol' Minnesota memory foam mattress!!
Hey mom, can i buy a HP - Envy x360 2-in-1 15.6" Touch-Screen Laptop - AMD Ryzen 5-8GB Memory - 256GB SSD - Nightfall Black please?
It’s a school in ohio that’s too crowded and most of the people have IQs below 20 and like half of the band kids are gay but they are still nice
I hate going to Watkins Memorial High School everyone is stupid there
A nice person who is sometimes crazy. They call themselves ugly, but sometimes their bestie says otherwise. They're a goofy person who can draw pretty good. You need to comfort them as much you can because they need it. Memory will protect you from whatever it can without hesitation. Stick them beside you for a long time because you'll need it!
Kara: I think I have a crush on Memory....
Sunny: You go and tell her! Memory will probably say yes.
Something unforgettable left inside someone. It's hard to get rid of.
Miles: I will never let you go. You'll be in my memories.
Zach: I'm just moving down the street, Miles.
A picture in your head that you will never forget...
“..Sometimes you think of the memories and not the person..”
Aw man that sucks- Hey! You can use your phone! There. Oh, better yet, get a guy who's good at phones to use your phone for you! It'll be dope!
Hym "Ok let me jog your memory... Give you a little refresher... You and your friend were talking a bunch of shit about guys who sit and play video games all day, talkin bout, how weak and useless they are... And then I came here, called you a sissy, called your friend a retard, pointed out that I could be doing a bunch of fucked up shit (potentially to you) instead AND that you motherfuckers were asking for it a little bit with this stalking and retard sex cult shit, claimed that I was so much better than you that it's not even fair for me to compete, demonstrated that all of your accomplishments pale in comparison to my shear brilliance... Which shattered your soul... And then you stitched yourself back together with my essence. Which is a radical improvement and is fine because, unlike Russell, there's enough of me for everyone. (Everyone AND their daughters and wives) And now I'm one of the greatest writers of all time.... And what's funny about it is if you ommit the rapey and murdery parts... I'm just better than everyone forever!"