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A hot, sexy, beautiful man who is best known as Benny Rodriguez in “the sandlot” and Luis Mendoza in “the mighty ducks” who is often thought (by blind ass bitches) as “ugly” but no even tho the is 42 with 3 kids and an ugly ass wife he still could get it.
Friend 1: hey bro yk Mike Vitar
Friend 2: *creams*
Fake name used by lead singer and bass player for NoFX. Say the name quick enough and end up with "My Crack Habit"
Yes officer, my name is Mike Rakhabit.
The most ballin' member of the internet box podcast, when he's not clopping to fluttershy or getting destroyed in yu-gi-oh
by exodia tamer Ray. He spends time destroying criminals like the segway gang with his marinara covered balls as his alter ego, the white knife. He also has an alter-ego, midnight mike, who, at the black of night, emerges and rapes everything in sight. Including mike himself, time can only tell if midnight Mike will be too powerful for normal mike
I, Mike kroon, am the white knife, SLASHING through the darkness
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A young Rapper from Harlem U.S.A who became famous from hooking up with the famous Harlem group "Diplomats" and still Being cool with people like "Juelz Santana" "Chris Brown" "Lloyd Banks" "Gucci Mane" Etc..
Jim: Yo where is Nauti At?
Cam: You mean Mike Nauti?
Jim: Yea that's my lil homie
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The act of using irrational arguments to rationalize something that isn't true.
After i got caught by my parents sneaking out, i just kept Mike Rabbing It until they left me alone, then i snuck out again.
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To leave very abusively and very abruptly. Turning friends into the bitterest of enemies by leaving them in the worst possible manner known to mankind.
"Did you hear? Danny is pulling a mike lee! He’s the worst!"
"Why don't you just Mike Lee me?!" she wailed, and turns away from him, running into the night, tears falling down her pink cheeks, and pain in her heart.
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i've actually seen 4 different guys:
1. the best one being the reknown Canadian actor who played wayne in Wayne's World, was on SNL and a bunch of other things, basically the funniest guy on the face of the earth
2. guy from Haloween who killed all the people, also known as Michael Myers
3. lefty "specialist" who played for the red sox in 2004-2005 and then defected to the yankees in 2006, as a yankee he recently gave up a huge go ahead 3 run homer to Big Papi David Ortiz (whose a lefty) to lose a game for the yankees
4. gay computer guy who was the star of all videos i had to watch in my computer training class in high school; this guy would give hard drive a blowjob if you asked him to, also likes to be called Michael Myers
1. mike myers is the funniest dude on the face of the earth
2. mike (michael) myers put on his jason mask and killed 652 people this weekend with a machete
3. mike myers is a shit pitcher
4. mike (michael) myers sucks computer pole
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