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minecraft porn

I don't even know why it exists and from what I have seen its disgusting not as disgusting as boku no pico but disgusting

Some guy 1 : have you watched minecraft porn ?

Some guy 2 : no that shit is disgusting

by kevin7002 February 27, 2017

The version of Minecraft that originally started on phones and tablets then was also available on consoles and Windows 10. It is also the most active platform of Minecraft and consists of more children than other platforms. It has become the primary version of Minecraft since it was decided Minecraft Java wasn't.

Minecraft Java Player: You said you play Minecraft right?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Yes, why do you wanna play?
Minecraft Java Player: Sure. What version did you say you play on again?
Minecraft Bedrock Player: Minecraft Bedrock
Minecraft Java Player: *Leaves the Chat*

by EnderStarr22 April 4, 2020

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Minecraft sex

When you get your girl all hot and bothered by whispering, "That's a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it" in the style of a creeper in the middle of sex.

Use with caution. This is some kinky shit and it works 100% of the time 50% of the time, so just be careful.

Me: That'ssssss a nice everything you have there. Would be a shame if something happened to it

Her: Oh my god, do me

Me: Minecraft sex. Works every time.

by JRichts January 11, 2012

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Minecraft

A Highly Addictive drug that was Used Between 2011 and 2018. Use Started dying once Some people Made a New Drug Called Fortnite Which even more Addictive than Minecraft. Minecraft let's your Imagination go higher than a Jamaican dude. It soon became popular again in 2019 once someone modified it.

Tim: Dude. Why are you playing Minecraft? That game is dead.
Carlos: Why are YOU playing Fortnite!?
That game is Overrated!
Tim: Your right. Wanna see our Old worlds we made as kids?

by Stealtynoob May 7, 2020

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