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Moist cheese sticks is when a man/guy/transgender dips his dick(see definition) into a mixture of Apple juice and jizz(aka the apple shake) then uses that mixture to put out the fire on the girls vagina hair(aka bush gardens)by rubbing it on the flaming area. Once the fire is out he licks he vagina till it is spotless. The cheese stick part comes because the boy does not have a boner(see definition).
He wants the moist cheese stick
the art of exciting an animal to a point of sexual pleasure, by talking to the animal about what you are proposing to do with your knee.
liam: thats the last time i trust you with benjy, when i got him back he drenched the sofa.
tom: im sorry liam, i just couldnt help it.
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Your such a fucking moist towelette
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From the Latin word Moisticus Cunto Flapicus
The lips of the side of the vagina that gets slightly wet during sexual stimulation
And apprently... The three worst words in the English lanuage put together to define a womans slightly dampened Labia Minora
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Dude: Hey what's the worst three words you could put together?
Chick: I dunno?
Dude: Moist Cunt Flaps
Chick: Thats fucking sick you pervert!
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Apprently she has moist cunt flaps
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Lick my moist cunt flaps!
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When a Latina gives you a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth
Damn bro that bitch Margarita gave me a moist Mexican desert and my dick Burns now
A Cheeto puff that seems normal on the outside but once you take a bite out of it it tastes disgusting and like pee. It’s hard to swallow without throwing up and is extremely rare.
EWWW!!!! I JUST ATE A MOIST CHEETO PUFF 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
“Mark the driving instructor is a right moist little muppet!”