Post Mole Defecate Syndrome

After you take a mole and having the feeling to shit uncontrollably

*rips bong*
*coughs*
Ryan: Damn bro I gotta SHIT!
Max: Haha u have Post Mole Defecate Syndrome.
Gabe: Run to the toilet retard.

Naked mole rat in a towel

Uncircumcised penis

Dudes dick looks like a naked mole rat in a towel

Guaca nigga mole penis

When u fuck up saying Guacamole Nigga Penis, and say Guaca nigga mole penis.

Definition: Stupid white niggas cant say shit

Person 1: guaca nigga mole penis
Person 2: what bitch?
Person 1: sorry man i meant Guacamole Nigga penis
Person 2: Aight nigga

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throwin five with my moles

getting high with your ugly friends

zee: pass the L you fucking mole

tashh: h.o

rein: I @m teh 1337 L m0l3 p@$$ teh $h!t n@0 @-@

zee: puff and pass...*i love throwin five with my moles*

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riding the naked mole rat

The intentional misuse of erectile disfunction medication by males in order to achieve a longer lasting erection, thus giving him more time to make his partner orgasm. This term is not confined only to the elderly population as younger people are suspect as well.

Man, Hunter wanted to make his and Krystin's five month anniversary something special so he tried riding the naked mole rat. Poor guy ended up in the hospital because of it.

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aye you mole

Friendly greeting used only amongst friends.

You enter the bar and see your mate in the corner sipping on the beer.
Your greeting would be "Aye you mole!"
A likely response would be "Ayeeeeeee"

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Demonic Puerto Rican Land Mole

Snort a line of coke to black metal, while simultaneously slitting your wrists, proceeding to wrap yourself in chains, while also putting barbed meathooks into your nipples, ending in giving your uncircumcised penis a blowjob.

Guy1:"Holy shit dude! This party is crazy!" Guy2:"Yea, look at that dude in the corner, he's giving himself a demonic Puerto Rican land mole!"