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n. A girl who is always at the cock.
v. A person fucks like a fiend.
adj. Some who is too ugly to fuck
n. Damn Mo is such a fuck monster, she always grabing at my shit.
v. I tried to stay with it all night, but she was a fuck monster and I dried out.
adj. Look at Felix, he knows she aint looking at him, he's a fuck monster.
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scary monster, sometimes it lives under your bed or in your closet. Or it sometimes hides where no one would suspect it. It tries it best to scare you, hence the word boo
That boogy monster scared me when it jumped out of the toilet.
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The fat, ugly, or otherwise just plain nasty bitches in and around the desert town of Yucca Valley, CA. Generally a US Marine term because of the USMC Base in 29 Palms, CA (next city over.) May also be known as Desert Yetti, but not quite as popular.
Squad Leader: Ok, did anyone get in trouble this weekend
LCPL Smith: I don't think so, but Jones did get wasted and fuck a Yucca Monster this weekend, haha.
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Pronoun: Name of arguably the greatest muppet ever to grace the popular children's show Sesame Street. When not munching down dangerous amounts of cookies he was destroying the set around him with his huge girth and even huger mouth. A legend in every sense, capturing brilliantly the rampant, bloodthirsty selfishness that every human locks deep in his or her psyche.
"Okay. Me not eat cookie. Me eat.......EVERYTHING ELSE!"
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pussy monster is a man who can and loves to eat pussy. He does it like no other from every position and does tricks with his tongue.
****LIL WAYNE PUSSY MONSTER VIDEO ON YOUTUBE****
I Gotta Taste For U,Now Wat U Wanna Do
Gurl U Cold Let Me Suck Out Ur Flu
Gurl U Cold, Gurl U Cool, U Heard Of Salt N Peppa Well Gurl U Food
Gurl U Hot Like A Bowl Of Hot Stew
And I Just Stood Over My Stew And Just Blew
And When Theres No More Of U In Da Soup,I Remove Ma Spoon And Drink Ur Juice
Make It Rain Wit Ma Hurricane Tounge , Like Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, Lala, La, Lala, Lala,Lala, Lala ,Lala, Lala, La, Imagine If I Did Dat Wit Ur Pearl On Ma Tongue ,HaHa
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The monster who comes into your room at night and cuts the sleeves off of your t shirts to feed on. He usually only strikes those who who have biceps they often show off, are obsessed with themselves, sweat through the armpits excessively, or dont like sleeves. The sleeve monster is a very elusive, seemingly non-existent creature who wants nothing but to eat your sleeves.
-Dude, why do you always cut the sleeves off of your t shirts? You look dumb
-Sleeve monster man, he comes by like once a week lately
-......wtf
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A cock you can wrap around your neck.
" My monster Cock sucks... I cant even wear my favorite jeans anymore without looking like i have a long tumor on my leg.
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