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A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.
Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.
Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?
Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!
Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
The failed coup attempt on January 6th, 2021, orchestrated by Donald Trump and his MAGA followers.
"I heard Jerry was a participant in the moron's rebellion, and now he's looking at serious jail time."
Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to covid 19.
Anybody who writes a definition for a word related to the Mexican beer virus is a covid moron. This is a deadly disease, and should not be taken lightly or made light of. The only writer excluded from this rule is the brilliant writer of the definition of covid moron.
Someone who is simultaneously breathing and an idiot (EX: you, probably). This noun can also be used to describe someone with infectious stupidity (that is breathing). This word sounds stupid (which it is), but you never know if the person you use it on will be alive the next moment.
(sometimes confused with "oxymoron," which is different I swear).
"They're an oxy-moron."
"I'm such an oxy-moron, I'm going to kill someone in approximately 0.5 hemiseconds"
A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.
Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.
Oxy-moron. One who, in an attempt to prove they are hip and down with the lingo refers to the Narcotics Anonymous 12 step program as"dope."
Fresh from rehab the oxy-moron shared extensively about how dope N.A. is.
The title given to a person who allows there own stupidity to put other at risk of contracting a harmful or fatal disease.
Because of Typhoid Moron's need to have a ego rally in Tulsa today , six staffers contracted Corona virus today.