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A website where people with small attention spans can spend hours looking at pictures of other people who have equally small attention spans. Also a good place to go if you don't have a real life and you need to feel popular on a website.
Myspace consists of:
-5% Normal people with no lives.
-10% Teenage Girls
-85% Creepy 40 year olds who want to have sex with said teenage girls.(There are at least 30,000 sex offenders on myspace and that number is growing quickly.)
Teenage Girl: Oh I met this nice guy on myspace and we're meeting at the park!
(An hour later at the park)
Teenage Girl: You don't look anything like your picture!
Creepy 40 Year Old: Shut up and get in the van.
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the coolest, best site ever invented and honestly, if u dont tink so it means that u opened an account and just didnt no wat to do and got no friends and had a shitty ass profile.. or ur parents wont let u have one.
girl one: i love myspace!
girl two: myspace is for shallow ppl
gril one: u say that cz u suck!
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myspace.
hhmmm..
its extremely addictive..
comments are crack..
picture comments make you all like "omigosh!! some one commented my picture!! omg! i have to see what they said..." or all shy like "oh god. here we go.. people comenting me calling me ugly.."
messages.. you probobly have pages and pages of mesages...like me ha!
and everything else makes you wonder who was on your page...
and when it goes down you get REALLY mad... and start complain if your really addicted...like me...sadly..but then i go to my xanga
and the fact that your addicted makes you want to buy the shirts that say "you looked cuter on my space", "dont i know you from my space" and "my space ruined my life"haha i got tht one
my space is the numbrr one place to fall in luv. thats ware half our relationships are based.
yeahhh
myspace makes u wana go on it 24/7 and infact im on it rite now bizotch.
mm...well.....yeah..thts my space...
on the fone.
friend:you wana hang out today?
u:nahh not today man...i gota be a myspace whore today.
friend:u ass hole.
u:.......alrite
friend: -hangs up fone-
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"Did you check out my new pic?"
"Yeah dude it was bitchin'...I like the use of too much flash on your cheap ass digital camera. the way you used your mirror was tight, too."
"Yeah. My Myspace rules!"
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A great way to publically dump and humiliate a cheating ex.
Hey! I dumped this stupid male whore on Myspace by writing an explicit comment on his site, then directing him to my Myspace site, where I had changed my status to "single" and wrote about all of my well-endowed exes in the Interests section. You can also dump people on Myspace by posting public bulletins for everyone to read!
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A large network for buisnesses, networking, friends, messaging, im, fun, and overused by scene kids. The ghetto, the losers, the nerds, the emos, the lil kids, and just everyone.
Caligirl: Ay girrrrl! I was like at the mall, the other day, I was kinda got bored, so I went to Hot Topic, bitch!! :D
Ghettogirl: Who gives a f*ck, loser. Go get drunk, Barbie. DGFUB!!!
Caligirl: Well, I'm just finsta go to Myspace, I have more friends then you anyways, thats becuase I'm prettier and obviously more popularrrr, BITCH!!! :b ♥
Ghettogirl: Well I'm gonna go the thrift store, and I got more a$$ then you, HOE. thats why I get more boys askin, YA KNOW, HOE?
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"im going to your myspace"
"no your going to myspace... like im going to YOURspace!!! JACKASS"
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