we need to talk

A word that is almost always followed up with shit, fuck, how did you know, and I think we should break up/get a divorce.

Usually used by girlfriends to break up or wives to complain about how Becky flipped her off in work.

Situation 1: Vivian: We need to talk
Daniel: (sighs inside) I think we should break up.
Vivian: What'd I do?
Daniel: Have sex with my best friend and tell me about it

Situation 2: Marcia: We need to talk.
Richard: (inside mind): FUCK (out loud): SHIT

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we need to talk

you say this to a person when they have done somethiing to offend you its similar to step into my office

We need to talk. I can't belive you exposed my secret.

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Need I Say More

When you are severely faded than a hoe and you have nothing to say.

I just went to blinkerton city off the penjamin. Need I say more?

I need more boulets

I need more boulets was a war cry used by the French soldiers during WW2, suicide bombers would also scream this before nose diving into a battleship.

soldier 1: Stay behind me, I'll give you cover! *gun shots*
soldier 2: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 3: I need more boulets I need more boulets
soldier 4: I need more boulets I need more boulets

I Need Cash

A very simple and effective way to get out of any awkward or "lame" confrontation. Best used to get out of a boring conversation.

Lame Person: "So yeah, and then I bought two more purses, one of them was pink-"
Bored Person: "Saweet, anyways I gotta go, I need cash."

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Jesse we need to cook

Yo bitch!

Jesse Gus needs us to cook

Yo mr white I love weed yo

Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family

Mr White wanna go karting

No Jesse we need to cook

Jesse we need to cook for gus

Ok Bitch lets go

Need For Speed: Most Wanted

That one racing game where you can have sex with the racers by going behind them and they rubberband to the finish line. The same works with cop cars, but you can smash their asses, unlike racers. The game has become popular by adding super sexy mods to it, including the Pepega Edition mod. These mods make you have better sex with Condition 1 cops and Corvettes etc.

Me: loses 10 million bounty in a chase in Need For Speed: Most Wanted
Also me: FAK!

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