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You choked the can again? Dude, you need to get more fiber in your diet.
When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight
In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !
Some very nice, preferably big breasts the size of big cans of meat, that of course are delicious ;)
She sure had some very nice Meat Cans!!!!!!
I can't stop staring at her amazing Meat Cans.
IPA: kan gab
1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.
2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.
3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!
2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.
3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!
4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.
5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
The feeling you get when you are craving an ice-cold beer. Your hand starts to tremble and forms the shape of a claw, suitable for picking up a can. The only way to overcome these trembles is to fill the empty space between your thumb and fingers with a cold one.
Alex: Help! (hand starts shaking)
Justin: Oh god Alex has a severe case of can hand.
Doug: Quick get him a beer.
(Justin places beer in Alex's hand)
Alex: Thanks that was a close one.
Colloquial term for a small fishing boat.
I bought a Lund for $5,000 last week to go bass fishing on lake Kalamaka. Great price even though it's just a simple, bare boned, sardine can, with not a lot of passenger accommodation. Your ass will hurt after 5 minutes of resting on the wooden bench.
open a can of WHOOP-ASS
If that man keeps messing with me, i’m gonna open a can