I just got done brugging to the funny and now I feel like shit... fuck my life...
A Fat man from Washington who rivals vaush in the smell department
Funny swag is smelling up the place
Old south. A verbal slap. A descriptive joining the sarcastic “right” , as in “you ain’t right” or “There’s a right one here.”, describing a very annoying person, and a sarcastic “funny” as in not being what they seem to be
A stranger shared his opposing political views which brought the old man to shouting and arm waving. Fearing an apoplectic attack, the stranger is told to “fuck off” by another person, he does but on their way out , 30 minutes later, the old southern matron sidewinds by the strangers wife, who was not a party to any of the aforementioned, and deadpans “You two are right funny.”
A word so funny, that it shall not be mentioned by its true name... CUM
“Funny word is funny... but I can’t say what it is because they are watching us”
Halfway between a lie and a joke, usually used against a girlfriend to avoid telling a lie, and telling the truth.
Friend: 'What did you tell your girl when she asked where we were yesterday?' Guy: 'I went out with a few mates and killed some flying fishes'
Friend: 'Ohh dude you told her a funny lie aye, sick cunt'
ur not actually funny
i think you are funny
p.s. ur not
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