Hobo Equation

The Hobo Equation also known as the homeless equation is a simple equation in which to roughly estimate the number of Homeless individuals that exist in a given area. The equation as it stands today is H=0.0247P-.000862X^2 Where H is the number of Homeless people in one square kilometer P is the population of the given city and X is the distance in meters.

This Equation shown using a mock position 10km outside of a city of 3.5 million people
H= 0.0247*3 500 000 - 0.000862(10 000)^2 H= 86 450 - 86 200 H=250
Therefore there would be on average 250 homeless people per square kilometer 10km away from the centre of the city.

I.E. I used the hobo equation and there are 250 hobos in this area!

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Hobo Erectus

Any one of low public stature or has very little money that always has very sexual feelings toward another person place or thing.

"Jimmy is such a hobo erectus!"
"look at that bum. always horney for that Trash bin"

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hobo awesomesauce

A quality pertaining to an object which is intrinsically dirty, despicable, fowl and de-attached from the common day ideals of perfection yet at the same time attaining an undisputable level of awesomeness

Some Dude: Check out this new car I built using pieces from the junkyard.
Another Dude: Dude, that is just hobo awesomesauce.

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Hobo Power

Unit of measurement pertaining to smell.

This bitch's vagina is about 25 hobo power.

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The Hobo Union

A groub of extremly ripped, buff, and aggressive hobos living in a underground secret facility in a yard off of Carmichael. The Hobo union is currently preparing an assault on the United states-while US is distacted with Iraq.

Dictator Radda pu Lappa is a warlord of the Hobo Union

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hobo power

The Man show chosen SI units for stench where 50 hobo power = vomiting and 100 hobo power = death. (see Chrons)

Guy1: dude this one time on this one time on the bus and Pat Austin puked everywhere, and people around us were gaging.
Guy2:yeah, i say gaging within a 10 foot radius is at least 50 hobo power plus 10.

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hobo shank

Its an action you participate in by using your thumb as a stabbing devise into another living being body.

A hobo is too broke to afford a real knife so they use there god given tool of torment,there own thumb.

life situation,

You:lalala wow today is really looking to be a good day.

Hobo/random person:-BAM- *sticks thumb in your side with pleasure*

You:What the fuck! Im gona get you back!*hobo shanks back*

Spectator:wow they look silly....

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