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the act of ejaculating on the pillow, following sex in another person's bed, and leaving it for them to find.
i left a nice texas pillow mint for teddy after hooking up with imma last night.
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The weird, smelly, cake-like thing that they put in men's room urinals.
You keep mouthing off and you're gonna get the Polish Breath Mint in your drink.
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A disgusting green cold type of ice cream that tastes exactly like toothpaste with chocolate mixed in with it.
son-"Mom can we get some chocolate mint icecream?"
mother- "No timmy, fuck off with that gross ass bullshit!"
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You take a dump in a girls mouth, then after that, you cum in her mouth and make her squish it around in her mouth. Then you slap her in the back of her head and she will spit it up and when it comes out of her mouth, it will look like Mint chocolate because the cum is white, and the shit is dark or green.
my girlfriend wanted to get a mint chocholate swirl at starbucks but i had a better mint chocolate swirl in mind
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Like a French Kiss only its Down Under with a mouthful of mints
I bought some mints and gave your gf an Australian Mint Kiss
When you give your partner a rimjob straight after brushing your teeth.
I was getting ready for bed, brushed my teeth but vicki was feeling horny, so i gave her a mint ring surprise before i stuck it in her clam.