An Irishman's try

"I will fulfill to the best of my abilities to consume all alcohol in question. However if the amount of alcohol in question is too much. I will drink until I am passed out, unconscious."

Jack needed a partner for an international drinking game so he asks his friend Shamus. Shamus not wanting to let Jack down says "I'll give it An Irishman's try."

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Thrown out trying to steal third

The act of over-anxiously trying to get to third base with a girl, generally resulting in the abrupt interrupting of coitus.

Man1: How far did you get with Lisa last night?
Man2: Well, I got to second base, but got Thrown out trying to steal third.
Man1: Gotta be more patient next time.

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Are you trying to help me grow a beard

This is a process we’re you let a boy eat your coochie

Are you trying to help me grow a beard

when the pigs try to get at you

When someone tries to attack youbeing jealous

In snoop dogs song
When the pigs try to get at you, park it like its hot

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I'm just trying to make it through the day

Means that you've had a hard day and you don't feel like dealing with peoples bullshit.

Did you clean the bathroom?
Reply: Hey, I'm just trying to make it through the day!

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Couldn't create that product. Please try again.

i wonder what word you were trying to buy as a mug...

person: i want a mug
person: (writes racial slur)
website: mug (with the slur)
person: *clicks*
website: "Couldn't create that product. Please try again."
person (you): what does that mean?
welcome. that is why you're here.

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Trying to peel a potato with another potato

Another term for depressed.

Jane: I'm currently trying to peel a potato with another potato.
Samuel: Aww, what happened?
Jane: My dog just passed away yesterday.

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