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When someone is late for a meeting and the general assumption is they were a) banging someone, b) batin in the bathroom, or c) any other sexual activity, they are said to be on Mountain Time - irrespective of their actual time zone.
Gary: Who are we waiting on?
Gladys: Lefty, again.
Laurence: Darn him. He's always late.
Steve: Bitch is probably batin' - I'll go check the stalls.
Gladys: Steve - language!
Steve: The dude has KY on his desk! He's on motherfuckin' Mountain Time!
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moun·tain- rüls ~ saying or phrase:
Origin- It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia Season 11 Ep.3 "The Gang Hits the Slopes"
Mountain Rules is the premise that certain things happen on the mountain that have no reason or explanation behind them. Anything and everything goes without question. Let the Mountain work for you and have no shame.
Best used when shouted after an action is performed or something exceptional happens
synonyms-
"Get after it"
"Stay Frosty"
"Send it"
"Holy shit, last night did you see Danny and Ryan jump into the hot tubs naked?"
"Hey man, it's Mountain Rules out here in Keystone"
"Ian just got on stage with Waka and smoked a blunt!"
"MOUNTAIN RULES MOTHERFUCKER!"
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The overly large speed bumps. Affects lowered cars by scraping the their whole under carriage out mostly but have been known to catch some un-modded cars.
I cant drive my car into your apartments cause they have speed mountains and Im not trying to scrape my shizzle
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noun, the medical condition experienced by female ski resort season-workers wherein rapid and protracted intake of high-calorie, often fried foods (usually justified on the grounds of perceived increase in physical activity) causes expansion of a formerly attractive posterior beyond normal dimensions.
Dude1: Man, this season was too f**kin' ace, but I'm looking forward to rotating back to the world and seeing some girls without mountain-ass.
Dude2: Quite.
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A tasty, yet curdling concoction of Mountain Dew and Milk.
Hey dude, you want some Mountain Moo?
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Mountain tornados occur when a funnel cloud develops into a tornado near the base of a large mountain. The rotation of the tornado in such close proximity to the mountain causes a scientifically unexplainable process that forces the tornado up the side of the mountain until it reaches the top. Once at the top, the speed of the tornado accelerates until the tornado begins to sink into the mountain (like a drill bit). The tornado continues down until completely submersed (it sort of just disappears).
Note: mountain tornados are extremely rare. The only confirmed sighting occurred July 29, 2009 at Cheyenne Mountain located in El Paso County Colorado. The storm caused extensive damage to the Cheyenne Mountain Zoo facilities. Luckily there were no casualties (human or otherwise).
Wow! You should have seen how worried my coworker was during that mountain tornado. Her kids were at the zoo while it was happening! Good thing the zoo staff had enough sense to move the kids into a safe / strong structure.
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The Human Mountain is an attention whore who walks around with a blind cane even though her vision is fine. Her stick is actually used as a weapon, as she tends to hit people in the back of the shins if they are not moving fast enough for her. It is also a warning as to where her gravitational pull begins.
The Human Mountain, also known as Hanna, has a tendency to absorb smaller people (ie everyone) into her body to obtain her nutrition. Her favourite hunting strategy is to trap smaller people in her gravitational force field and save them as snacks for later. She believes the fear they experience while trapped makes them taste better.
The Human Mountain is a rude, selfish, loner bitch and should be avoided at all costs. Once she deems you as a 'friend' (though you could only be acting nice to her to avoid being eaten) she will leech onto you forever and even resort to forcing school administration to act as counselors if you try to avoid being friends with her.
1) The Human Mountain's house used to be three levels. Now it is only one level, but with two basements!
2) "Where's Jimmy been lately?"
"Didn't you hear? The Human Mountain got him."
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