Bum Wipes

Slang term that can be used in place of "Toilet Paper."

Hey Joe, we're out of bum wipes!

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dry wipe

The act of swiping your credit card between the ass cheeks of a prostitute.

Ashley was having fun with candy but when he dry wiped her she got angry and left.

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ass wipe

a numbnutted moron who needs more than roll to finish the job

sally the numbnut took 2 rolls to to wipe her fat ass

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Jack- Wipe

Someone you hate with such a passion that you'd be happy to wipe yours or someone else's (stinky) and (poopy) ass with.

Damn Tom you're such a retard, way to be a jack- wipe.

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Squad Wipe

The act of wiping your homie's bootyhole, or when homies are in a circle and are wiping each others butt's after a communal poop.

The homies decided on a squad wipe after a wonderful group poop session.

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baby wipe

a kid who is a ass wipe
u call adults ass wipes and kids baby wipes

"did that kid just smack u?"
"yeah that baby wipe"

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wipe-down

the quick, and usually hasty, cleaning of a public toilet seat with toilet paper before taking a dump. Usually, done hastily in lieu of a paper toilet seat cover, or in the case of a dumping emergency.

George had barely enough time for a hasty wipe-down at the taco bell toilet after he had that nasty challupa.

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