Sweet Brown

A lady who escaped an apartment fire in Oklahoma City. When interviewed by Channel 4 news, she recalls what happened, "Well, I woke up to go get me a cold pop, then I thought somebody was barbecuing. I said 'Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire'. Then I ran out, I didn't grab any shoes or nothing, Jesus. I ran for my life, and then the smoke got me; I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?"

Sweet Brown: I gotta go get me a cold pop.
Friend: Watch out! Oklahoma City has them apartment fires everywhere.
Sweet Brown: Oh Lord Jesus, I done did it! I got bronchitis. Ain't nobody got time for that?

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Brown Food

Freezer food that you have when you can't be arsed to cook. Tastes like cardboard, results in ridicule and a trip to the shitter.

James: Having Thai-green curry tonight Dec?
Dec: Nah mate, having brown food innit.

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The Brown Trout

During doggy style intercourse, the man slips a finger into the butthole at the height of the orgasm, pulling the finger out immediately after, he reaches around to the mouth of the female and hooks her mouth with his poo encrusted finger.

"Hey Mike how come that chick never called you back?"

"Well after I gave her the brown trout I don't think a phone call from her is even a possibility"

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Hash Brown

seeing as all the other definitions are about weed,
i'd like to define it also as:

a food, made of shredded potato fried in a pan.. usually made into a triangle shape.
Commonly eaten with the tradiditonal english breakfast.

*recieves english breakfast*
"mmm.. that hash brown is looking lovely.. nice and triangular, fried to perfection"
*commences eating*

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browned off

Fed up, pissed off, disappointed.
Thought by some to have come from a euphemism for 'buggered', it is actually of 14th Century English origin, the original phrase was to be in a "Brown study", where 'brown' = dark & sombre, 'study' = a daydreamy state. Meaning has shifted to today's meaning, and the phrase has become "Browned off".

"I'm really browned off that I paid £50 for a ticket, and couldn't get in to the show."

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Brown Ghost

A fart that, while sitting, escapes forward and upward - Pleasantly tickling your balls as it rises.

The best part about beans is it unleashes the brown ghost.

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brown flamingo

Sex position: stick the girls head in the toilet and fuck her up the ass.

She was being a total bitch and I didn't want to look at her ugly face, so I gave her the brown flamingo.

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