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There are those out there that wish to be the very best that they can, and like the Pokémon trainers that go for their gym badges there are some among us trying earn their Wings. An ancient tradition that has been practiced for decades. The following acts are known as the Wings of the Wing's system:
Novice;
White wings- Sex with a Virgin.
Pink wings-Sex with someone 5 or more years younger than you.
Black Wings- Sex with a Widow.
Silver Wings- sex with someone old enough to be your mother.
Adept;
Golden Wings- Experiencing your first Golden Shower.
Gray Wings- Sex with someone old enough to be your grandmother.
Orange Wings- Sex with a disabled girl.
Rainbow Wings- Experiencing your first threesome/orgy preferably with 2 or more ethnicities.
Yellow Wings- Sex with a squirter.
Purple Wings- Sex with a pregnant woman.
Heroic;
Crimson wings- Eating a girl out whilst she is having a miscarriage/abortion.
Blue wings - Sex with a dead woman.
Green wings- Eating out a girl with an STD.
Brown wings- Eating out a girl whilst she is going #2.
Legendary;
God wings- Earning all of your wings for the first time during the same Rainbow Wings session.
Mark: "Hey Thomas how'd it go with you and Abby last night?"
Thomas: "Not good man, she was on her period and im not ready to earn my Red wings yet, maybe next time"
Mark: " Yea I get that, I'm still trying to earn all of my novice wings before I can tackle all the wings of The Wing's System."
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A base 10 system of measurement the American public is too stupid to use.
see the 1960's-current
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‘The Respiratory System’ is the process of breathing in oxygen, and out C02 (Carbon Dioxide).
The Respiratory starts in the joint that holds the connection between your mouth and nose, this then flows all the way through a long tube and is connected to the lungs. Here...
Teacher- “Who knows what systems there are in the human body?!”
Kid- “Ughhhh I learnt this thing on Urban dictionary and there’s a system in the body called ughhhhhh ‘The Respiratory System’.
Brainy Kid- “Ahhh yes it’s the process of breathing and breath intake!”
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what happens when i drop my computer and it breaks forever.. :(
me: --drops computer--
computer: system dump complete..--dies--
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The slave of the system is any person who works from 1 to 24 hours a day. He can drink, smoke, but he will remain a slave of the system and never get out of it.
Guy 1: Hey dude let's drink!
Guy 2: Sure! But first I need to work.
Guy 1: Yes, me too!
Guy 2: But i'm not a slave of the system .
Guy 1: You are damn right!
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Institutional racism, also known as systemic racism, is defined as policies and practices that exist throughout a whole society or organization and that result in and support a continued unfair advantage to some people and unfair or harmful treatment of others based on race. It manifests as discrimination in areas such as criminal justice, employment, housing, health care, education and political representation.1
The term institutional racism was first coined in 1967 by Stokely Carmichael and Charles V. Hamilton in Black Power: The Politics of Liberation.2 Carmichael and Hamilton wrote in 1967 that, while individual racism is often identifiable because of its overt nature, institutional racism is less perceptible because of its "less overt, far more subtle" nature. Institutional racism "originates in the operation of established and respected forces in the society, and thus receives far less public condemnation than individual racism".3
Institutional racism was defined by Sir William Macpherson in the UK's Lawrence report (1999) as: "The collective failure of an organization to provide an appropriate and professional service to people because of their color, culture, or ethnic origin. It can be seen or detected in processes, attitudes, and behavior that amount to discrimination through prejudice, ignorance, thoughtlessness, and racist stereotyping, which disadvantage minority ethnic people.
Racial Profiling is an example of Systemic racism
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The Number System is used by those who want to keep the names of their lovers/crushes a secret between close friends and in public places such as school or in the mall. Each Love, Crush is numbered in numerical order and it does not matter if one has spoken with their crush yet.
For Example 1 is the First Crush and 5 would be your fifth crush.
Guy to his male friend.
Guy - Hey i saw 5 the other day in the supermarket.
Friend - 5?
Guy - You know, The Number System?
Friend - Oh right, 5.
Guy - Anyway she seen me at the supermarket.
Friend- Oh cool, did she say anything to you?
Guy - No she didn't. :(
Friend - Well at least your 6 speaks to you.
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