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Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today is the word Fuck
Out of all the English words that begin with the letter F, Fuck is the only word referred to as The F word.
It's the one magical word that just by its sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love.
Fuck, as most words in the English language, is derived from German.
The word Flicken which means To strike.
In English, Fuck falls into many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb for instance, John fucked Shirley, as an intransitive verb, Shirley fucks.
It's meaning is not always sexual.
It can be used as an adjective such as, John's doing all the fucking work.
As part of an adverb, Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb enhancing an adjective, Shirley is fucking beautiful.
As the object of an adverb, Shirley is fucking beautifully.
As a noun: I don't give a fuck.
As part of a word: Abso-fucking-lutlyย or In-fucking-credible.ย
And as almost every work in a sentence: Fuck the fucking fuckers.
As you may realize, there are very few words with the versatility of Fuck.
As in these examples describing situations such as,
Fraud: I got fucked at the used car lot.
Dismay: Aww, fuck it, Trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now.
Aggression: Don't fuck with me buddy.
Difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question.
Inquiry: Who the fuck was that.
Dissatisfaction: I don't like what the fuck is going on here.
Incompetence: He's a fuck off.
Dismissal: Why don't you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself?
I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all of these multipurpose applications, how can anyone be offended when you use this word?
We say use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately, so say it loudly and proudly, FUCK YOU!
These are the lyrics from Adam Sander's song The Uses Of The Word Fuck.
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The act of getting your Dick pleasured inside a wet hole called pussy
Call me later I'm fucking
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The best word in the English language. Can also create its own, 5 word sentence.
Fuck, fucking fuckers fucked fuckingly.
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To be difficult to the point of Impossibility, or damaged to the point of uselessness.
"Dude, this shit is so fucked."
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This might be misguiding, but the expression doesn't mean you actually want to fuck-that. Just be patient and it's gonna be clear in a moment....
Just imagine someone answering ''fuck that'' to some question you had or some request you made. Hmmm.. it's sounds coarse at first, maybe even confusing or shoking, but when you actually look into that expression, you'll see that ''fuck that'' is positive, careless and provocative fixing of boundary. It soon becomes a kind of careless-categorical NO or some kind of vulgar, yet affirmative performance of indifference. What you say ''fuck that'' to, is just one of the many instances of meaningless things you're totally over with.
-Let's go now!
-No, let's stay.
-Come on, let's go, now!
-Let's just stay for a moment and then we'll leave.
-Fuck that, I'm leaving!
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Fucking (German pronunciation: หfสkษชล, rhymes with "booking"2) is an Austrian village3 in the municipality of Tarsdorf,4 in the Innviertel region of western Upper Austria. The village is 33 kilometres (21 mi) north of Salzburg, 4 kilometres (2.5 mi) east of the German border.
Despite having a population of only 104, the village has become famous for its name in the English-speaking world. Its road signs are a popular visitor attraction, and were often stolen by souvenir-hunting tourists until 2005, when they were modified to be theft-resistant.
"Pleased to meet you, Mr Coitus. Where do you live in Austria?"
"I live in a fucking village called Fucking"
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Mixing "fucking" into any phrase is like mixing alcohol with sleeping pills. It makes the effects way fucking stronger.
Kid 1: My fucking rat died
Kid 2: OMG!#@$%&!! Im so fucking sorry!
Kid 3: Good thing. This world needs less fucking rats
Kid 4: Jeeze Lou-eezz, Kid 3, can't you have some fucking compassion?
Kid 3: no
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