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When your Facebook wall is filled with memes with a majority of them from the same friend.
Opens Facebook app and scrolls through feed
"OH look, it's Fe o'clock"
When your Facebook wall is filled with memes with a majority of them from the same friend.
Opens Facebook app and scrolls through feed
"OH look, it's Fe o'clock"
Did you hear? Maddie is calling Jordan at 64 O'clock, they're so cute!
That time of day, or morning where your cat gives no s***s what your doing, even if you are sleeping at 6am, and start doing everything in its power to get you to feed it.
The only alarm that has no snooze button
Having a pleasant dream in the early hours of the morning.
Cat *starts purring in my face because it's hungry*
Me: checks time (5:35am) "piss off its not feed me o'clock yet" *pushes cat away, rolls over and tries to fall asleep*
Cat: "I don't care what time it is and if your sleepy, I'm awake and I'm hungry so get up hooman"
When its time to go have a smoke
Hey hoge its motha fuckin boge o'clock
Fuck ye jim
Ussualy, mid afternoon time after lunch when all toilets cubicles are occupied, exactly at the time when you need it for obvious reason
No way to take shit now, It's turd o'clock
Approximately the time that you boutta get your meat sucked. Can be anytime of the day but preferably after midnight and before 6 AM.
Oh guys I gotta go, GF says its Meat Suck O'Clock.
*Exits to get bj*