Rural Dictionary

Snack o'clock

the moment when you see someone very hot in person and would like to hook up with them

''Look at this hot boy over there, I really want to have sex with him!''
''I guess it's Snack o'clock.''

by issasnackysnack February 12, 2018

The magical witching hours near dusk wherein the bass and other fish begin to strike the topwater. It is the most ideal time for anglers alike to be throwing the ploppers, frogs and other topwater lures. In some instances, Bass o'clock may even sometimes be in the late stages of dawn.

Banner: "Man nothing has been hitting my plopper I think we're getting skunked boys"
Doobson: "Relax man it's not even Bass o'clock yet, we're gonna get hits soon"
Banner: "Ture you're right."
Savic: "Foggd D for Bass o'clock"

by Bannerman_ August 19, 2024

two o'clock sock

(noun) Masturbatory relief sought by hard-up cadets at Virginia Military Institute (VMI) through insertion of the rat's or upperclassman's penis into the eponymous hosiery during the wee hours at or about 2:00 a.m. followed by vigorous self-abuse. Encasement of the sufferer's member in the sock dampens the vibrations to avoid waking the rest of the barracks, and when release is obtained the sock serves as a receptacle for the spent cadet's ejaculate, thus also maintaining a semblance of cleanliness in the said barracks.

1) "All the pussy's over at w&l tonight as usual."
"Guess that means the old two o'clock sock!"
2) "They're cleaning our cage here at VMI this weekend, so it's a night out on the town for us rats."
"Don't worry, they'll let us back in the barracks in time for the two o'clock sock."

by Zagraniczniak January 23, 2018