A person that's too good at their job, like fixin wires and stuff, that it's almost ferret-like.
Wow, Kavish is a hard worker! No wonder he's the office ferret.
No one ever says the word suite when referring to an office unless they are in Oregon.
"Why does Amanda say Office Suite instead of just Office?" "Makes no sense, only Oregon people say it"
another word for a probation officer
my probing officer extended it, now im fucked.
A woman who makes out during a company party with a male colleague.
Elaine: Of course I'm dating Brad, what you think I am, the office skank?
A car that you spend allot of time in mostly for business, making deliveries, ect.
Homie- Yo what you into?
Me- Shit riding in the mobile office.
The act of containing weed and/or smoking weed in an office cubicle.
"I heard form Stacy that Jerry had some office pot. Maybe we could get some from him!"
An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!
Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!