The neighborhood of eastern Agoura Hills, CA. It is an area of the city reserved for farmhouses and horse owners. It is filled with bored-wannabe-gangster teens and cowboys. It has the highest crime rate, not just in Agoura Hills, but in the whole area due to the no street-light policy, which is in place to reduce light pollution, making it easier for people to get away with things without being seen. It has no sidewalks, which makes it very difficult to get from A to B without twisting your ankle (speaking from experience). It is also surrounded by dimly-lit warehouses and office buildings making it even more prone to sketchy characters from the highway and Agoura High-schoolers to committing thugery in the 69th degree. Beside that, it's really nice in the day, though.
"Wanna hang out in Old Agoura?" -dude #1
"Nah, someone stole my bike" -dude#2
"Again?!" -dude#1
A manoeuvre whereby a learned gentleman tucks a formal shirt into a pair of grey slacks on behalf of another (traditionally, but not exclusively, a scholar) while also inserting one or multiple digits into his anal cavity and twisting ferociously
The grey haired man gave me The Old Wycombiensian yesterday. It felt nice but everyone laughed at me and put the video on Snapchat
an age 18+ guy who is in love with himself, uses hair dye to make his hair multiple colours (like brown and blonde at the same time) uses 1000kg of hair wax every day, waxes every part of his body and dances like a fag.
an old metro is a metro who needs to grow out of it but doesnt want to because he thinks he looks good, while everyone else thinks he looks stupid.
a: mate, that guy with blonde hair is a pretty old metro.
b: yea no shit, he needs to grow up already
A chassis cab truck with an enclosed cuboid-shaped cargo area used in film and commercial production. Slow yet sturdy, it is best operated in Crocs; sport mode. It is not uncommon to find Old Sloppy with high miles, low standards, and a, sailors mouth.
"How's Old Sloppy?"
"Watch out, Old Sloppy is on the move"
"Old Sloppy is a pain, but man can she kick ass!"
An elderly person which a nasty temper, most often refering to a woman. Considered highly offensive. See old fart for the male counterpart.
A violent teenage girl on her period becomes an old queef after menopause
Opposite of new fame, someone that simply hangs around their famous relatives and becomes famous without any real talent.
Paris Hilton has no talent! She's old fame.