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Dan-0 noun- When one of your friends always trys to listen in on you having sex with your girlfriend, but hides the fact that he is trying to listen to you by acting busy right outside your bedroom.
You just had to be randomly sitting outside my room right now, damn man you can be such a "Dan-O" sometimes!!
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the 27th PICK OF THE 1983 draft, since there were only 28 teams back then, dipshit. his defenses were consistently near the bottom of the league and never truly had a great running back. when asked to give up the ball to the running game, he did out of desire to win a championship, only to find that the players jimmy johnson picked at that position were duds. in most experts opinion, he is at least on a par with any quarterback in nfl history. probably a victim of his own statistics, because idiots like don shula figure "if we just rely on danny to pass teh ball all game, we're bound to win a super bowl eventually". peers of his like john elway, had the fortune of having a coach with a brain, who realizes that you will not win superbowls unless you have a balanced attack on offense and a solid defense.
idiots would call marino selfish, but i wonder how far those teams would have gone relying on teh running game and defense they didn't have
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Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.
Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.
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A queer, British internet personality who is scared of whisks, moths, and scrambled eggs. He and his (boy?)friend, Phil, have created an extremely dangerous cult known as the Phandom (or collectively Susan) where lonely thirteen year old introverted emos wear whiskers on their faces and chant things such as "Mirror butt", "Ladders", "Hi, so my name is Dan", and "Yee". Dan has gone on two world tours with Phil (The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire and Interactive Introverts) where he regrettably socialized with the cult members. He is also known for having a glowing blue penis and a weird sexual relationship with stray Maltesers boxes. The world is also extremely proud of him for coming out. Good job, danny boy.
I am DISGUSTED. I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, Dan Howell, and THIS is the thanks I get?
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An impressionable young fellow who loves to cook for his best friends in the world Nick Kyle Jenn Felipe and Original Dan. He has dreamy eyes, smoldering in fact. Naturally athletic, great style, curls that curl the heartstrings of young klassy ladies. STUD. Super duper alleyooper badass. Fabulous, blows my mind, blows my world, and blows my... ya know. ;) stunning.
Today is the best day ever, I spent it with Surfer Dan.
Jenn- "Did you see Surfer Dan the other day?"
Lauren- "Why yes I did, I was so wet!"
Jenn- "I know, he's so stunning!"
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An inconceivably terrifying man that Strong Bad has to egg (for good reason). He can be seen by clicking on “Kewpie Dan” when Strong Bad shows you his list of people he has to egg on www.homestarrunner.com/halloween2001.html
Kewpie Dan is shrouded in mystery. All I know is that he is somehow connected with fangs (see his picture).
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Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes
I just had he most horrific sex with Grundle Dan
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