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A kick assery day to get a cheap hooker. Usually because it's the second day of the week, when society is working at their jobs or having a sextastic moment with a wife.
Dude I really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting sex)
Well haven't you heard about this thing called Toonie Tuesday?
What's that?
It's a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)
Oh dude awesome!
Yeh! And we can get a two for one with this coupon! Tuesdays are just as awesome as Stacy's mom!
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A holiday celebrated in the USA on Election Tuesday each year. It commemorates all the hard working engineers that wear polo shirts on a daily basis, but are still asked from time to time by their tie-wearing bosses to put on a tie in order to meet with a customer. It is customary for engineers to wear a polo-style shirt, buttoned all the way up, and an accompanying neck tie on this day. It has widespread observation in the states of Michigan and Virginia.
Dude, don't forget to wear your polo tie for Polo Tie Tuesday tomorrow!
Oh yea, and don't mind the funny looks you get at the election polling place!
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you just know a jane on a tuesday moment
ugh jane on a tuesday am i right
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something that is really nice , good or great, usually used in comparison to other actions or nouns.
"bro that cake was better than tits on a tuesday! and those are good!"
"this taco is like tits on a tuesday"
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The close cousin of Thirsty Thursday.
Booze Day Tuesday if for those who just cannot wait until Thursday to get sloppy drunk.
R: Dude, I really have to write this biology lab report!
D: No way! It's Booze Day Tuesday!
R: I thought we were drinking on Thirsty Thursday?
D: I can't wait that long.
A phrase used to describe what guilty white people decided to call activism when in reality they did not want to bother to help in any way that actually takes any effort. If you planned on taking real action that could actually help, and you did not want to take part in an Instagram challenge, then you did not take part in blackout Tuesday.
Bro 1: Do you even care about black lives?
Bro 2: What do you mean? I ended racism upon taking part in Black Out Tuesday when I posted that black Instagram square.
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Inappropriate touch Tuesday is a term coined my comedian Daniel Tosh. It is a made up holiday that requires participants to go and inappropriately touch others. The others are most likely non-participants in this holiday. It should be noted that two people of the same sex inappropriately touching each other is not to be considered gay unless the two are unaware or non participants or the touch is extremely gay.
Chris walks by and brushes up against Carolin's butt
Carolin: WTF you pedo
Chris: but it's inappropriate touch tuesday!
Carolin: Oh, I cant believe I forgot!
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