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Dan-0 noun- When one of your friends always trys to listen in on you having sex with your girlfriend, but hides the fact that he is trying to listen to you by acting busy right outside your bedroom.
You just had to be randomly sitting outside my room right now, damn man you can be such a "Dan-O" sometimes!!
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the 27th PICK OF THE 1983 draft, since there were only 28 teams back then, dipshit. his defenses were consistently near the bottom of the league and never truly had a great running back. when asked to give up the ball to the running game, he did out of desire to win a championship, only to find that the players jimmy johnson picked at that position were duds. in most experts opinion, he is at least on a par with any quarterback in nfl history. probably a victim of his own statistics, because idiots like don shula figure "if we just rely on danny to pass teh ball all game, we're bound to win a super bowl eventually". peers of his like john elway, had the fortune of having a coach with a brain, who realizes that you will not win superbowls unless you have a balanced attack on offense and a solid defense.
idiots would call marino selfish, but i wonder how far those teams would have gone relying on teh running game and defense they didn't have
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Master of the Pig-skin. Suck on that Peyton.
Dan Marino threw downfield. Pass Complete. Touchdown.
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Grundle Dan is a name that actor and Smosh Cast member Shayne Topp (@supershayne on twitter) uses as a joke and is mostly used for vulgar purposes
I just had he most horrific sex with Grundle Dan
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Jesus answers the calls. He gets dicked down. He’s sexy. His wife and him have children called hatchlings. Praise this glorious man, or you will go to da grave
Person: I don’t know what to do
Person 2: O praise o praise this glorious man, o praise o praise this Jesus Dan
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A government sponge who doesn't do anything with his life except hide in a room like Howie does in a closet from the benchwarmers movie.
You don't wanna be like Dan Ross. He has a dog that he lets shit on the floor to go green and stink up the room. His mum got fucked by a guy named Nial his own age while he slept on trash bags in the room next door. The girl he fancied named Laura had a 3-sum with his mum Lorraine and a guy named Craig while he listened like the beta cuck fuck he is.
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A queer, British internet personality who is scared of whisks, moths, and scrambled eggs. He and his (boy?)friend, Phil, have created an extremely dangerous cult known as the Phandom (or collectively Susan) where lonely thirteen year old introverted emos wear whiskers on their faces and chant things such as "Mirror butt", "Ladders", "Hi, so my name is Dan", and "Yee". Dan has gone on two world tours with Phil (The Amazing Tour Is Not On Fire and Interactive Introverts) where he regrettably socialized with the cult members. He is also known for having a glowing blue penis and a weird sexual relationship with stray Maltesers boxes. The world is also extremely proud of him for coming out. Good job, danny boy.
I am DISGUSTED. I am REVOLTED. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior, Dan Howell, and THIS is the thanks I get?
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