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1.(noun) cowch poh-tay-toe - a water pipe/bong designed with an angled or very low bowl and that is meant to be smoked in a laid back, relaxed position. They are longer bongs with a neck long enough to rest the bowl on your chest while you smoke and the bowl sits low enough and at a proper angle to prevent water from coming up the pipe. Also are usually meant to be lay down as their storage position, which means they are very stable and would be very difficult to tip.
2. The laziest pure glass bong you'll ever use. You have to be a lazy-ass pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like I did. Its great for the shit that you know you're gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can't spill it and you just lay it down.
3. A lazy son of a bitch that just lays down and watches TV on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.
"Dude, my Couch Potato lets me smoke in my recliner while I'm lying back and I can just leave it sitting on my chest after I smoke it!"
"You shouldn't hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherfucker to light that bowl."
"My couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! I should like another!"
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Common condition affecting married women.
Scientists have proven that a combination of diamond/gold wedding rings and wedding cake lead to your once attractive girlfriend (Now wife) getting Fat On The Couch. This woman who once took care of herself and made efforts to dress sexy and wear make-up, now rarely moves her fat ass off the couch. This condition is triggered by the chemical interaction of the wedding rings and cake and leads to the woman feeling secure knowing she can let her body go to hell because if her husband divorces her, she gets half his stuff.
My buddy's ex-wife got fat on the couch less than a year after they got married. He got tired of screwing a fat slob so got himself a hottie on the side. He kicked the fat bitch to the curb, but she took half his stuff.
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Couch fisting (also known as Crack digging) is the action of jamming your fist into the cracks of your sofa and finding stuff...
Hey man, today I was couch fisting and found a lip balm along with my ipod, pillow pants, my cellphone, 23 bucks, BellaDonna's magic hand, a clown nose, some doritos, chopsticks, the Lindbergh baby, a wig, my toothbrush, a kitten, some lazagna, the bible, a moustache, a spoon, some underwear, dentures, my car keys and some nutella...I think...
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Either a person who basically subsists on nachos and tacos whilst perfecting the art of laziness.
Dude.. all you do is eat a crap load of nachos and watch television with your boyfriend.. your such a couch-taco
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adjectival phrase referring to someone who used to be (or generally is) fit and active, but who has been engaged in a prolonged period of sloth.
"Hey dude, LW's at 4'--wanna boat?"
"I don't know... I'm kind of off the couch. Maybe we should just go to the Truss."
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When your jerking off on the couch and realize cum is on the couch
Oh shit I just wet-couch every where!
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When someone camps out on the couch watching sports, movies, etc. and farts repeatedly.
My couch bomber roomy must have had Mexican last night; he's just watched football and farted all day.
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