crab farm

A person so infested with crabs that the crabs take up permanent residence on the person and begin farming said person's pubic region to counteract the rapid population growth.

Person One: Hey dude, that chicks got crabs.
Person Two: How bad?
Person One: She's a fuckin crab farm.

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hotown farms

a.k.a. holten arms the biggests hors in the dc area

whatever they are retards

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farm boy

n. Pejorative - unsophisticated or uneducated person, simpleton.

"Farm boy over there couldn't think his way out of a wet paper bag."

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chinchilla farm

some special ladies instead of having a vaglina have a chinchilla farm , in place of the vaglina is a portal to a farm of chinchillas, run by miniature pixies , when the man has "sex" with this special woman the goes inside of the portal and comes out of another special ladies portal as a baby .

damn that mikaela has one fine chinchilla farm

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fuck farm

a place namely a whore house in which u can have any pick of gurlz and then have nasty ape sex with them; a bar or club that a man with incredible lady skills can have his pick in both women and positions.

greg: we can go to a new place or my regular fuck farm.
adrian: lets just go to the fuck farm i have like 300 dollars.

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marsh farm

We all know about Luton and how it is the worst place in England apparantly. Well, now imagine the wrst area of the worst town. This is what Marsh Farm is. It's an area of council housing, flats and a couple of pretty bad schools. If you live in Marsh Farm, you're either quite poor or a thug. But yeah, thats about it. Oh, and there's the massive amounts of stabbings and shootings and all that down there.

If for some reason you wanna go there but dont know the way, go into Luton and look for a group of flats. There should be two. Walk towards one of them. You'll either end up in Lewsey Farm (another bad area) or Marsh Farm. Then prepare to run :D

Marsh Farm is the closest you can get to hell without leaving this world.

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farm to fork

Where you buy meat from a farm shop, artisan / farmer’s market or butchers that sources their meat from a local farmer (or they even are the farmer) and sell it directly to you to serve up and eat.

I love cooking with fresh local meat - can’t beat farm to fork!